D&D General Friday Fun: Merge Two Monsters

[Ancalagon]

the dwarf giant, not to be confused with the giant dwarf

 

[DEFCON 1]

The Human Centipede.

Part man, part cen--

Uh, you know what? Never mind. Forget I said anything...

 

[Dave Goff]

Equinitaur!
The body of a centaur and the head of a horse! Soooo disturbing...

 

[Lanefan]

There have been wars fought (I know, I DMed them!) over whether a Human-Halfling crossbreed should be called a Quarterling or a Threequarterling.

 

[Slit518]

Merge a Rust Monster and a Dragon. Rust breath, anyone?

Merge a Troll and a Lich.

 

[steeldragons]

Troll + Orc

I give you the dreaded... Trork.

BEEEWARRRRE its special attacks...the endlessly regenerating baleful booty shake!

 

[steeldragons]

I give you the very rare black dragon sub-type, the dreaded... Diamond Black

A diamondback rattlesnake and a black dragon. Extra bite attack (from speed or strike), venomous bite in addition to its acid breath...and a rattlling tail, extra cudgel damage from its tail strike.

 

[steeldragons]

From the depths of the Plane of Shadows and the eternal, rejuvenating chill of necrotic energy, the very of wings of death. I give you...

The FEARNIX!

A shadow + roc (+phoenix).

 

[steeldragons]

Ok...I"m gettin' in a zone (that I'm sure many would wish I exited)...but I've been working on [fantastic] "animals" for my homebrew setting, lately...

A giant porcupine and a rhino. I give you, the quill-shooting behemoth, the bashful bane of the plain...

The Spine-oceros!

 

[Jackdaw McGraw]

Goblinda

A goblin crossed with Linda the Innkeeper. The goblin blood has made her less ornery and more pleasant to be around. The new, weird snickering when she takes your coin is a little creepy though.