D&D General Friday Fun: Ruin A D&Dism By Changing One [thing]

[Reynard]

Some spells:
Fold Person (2nd)

ouch

Find the Bath (6th)

instant long rest?

Fish (9th)

reaaaallllly big fish

 

[James Gasik]

Scowlbear!

Storm Gnat!

Trust Monster!

 

[pukunui]

Some spells:
Fold Person (2nd)
Find the Bath (6th)
Fish (9th)

OK so years ago, when 5e was still new, I was playing in a game where the DM gave us a magic item that was essentially a bag of Scrabble tiles. A spellcaster could draw a tile and then change one letter in the name of a spell using that letter.

We were high level by that point, and the mage drew an F tile. Sure enough, he cast Fish! I don’t remember specifically how the DM interpreted that, but I feel like it involved a whale.


Anyway, here are some of mine:

Corpse of Strahd
Horde of the Dragon Queen
Princess of the Apocalypse
Ride of Tiamat
Storm King’s Chunder
Womb of Annihilation
Waterdeep: Dragon Heights
Waterdeep: Dungeon of the Sad Mage
Dragon of Micespire Peak
Baldur’s Gate: Descent into a Furnace
Icewind Dale: Rhyme of the Frostmaiden
Dragonlance: Shadow of the Dairy Queen
Plainscape: Adventures in the Universe
Quests from the Finite Staircase

 

[pukunui]

Altar Self
Animate Bread
Antiwife Shell
Arcane Sock
Beacon of Nope
Bestow Nurse
Call Lighting
Clam Emotions
Cone of Old
Conjure Tina Fey
Continual Blame
Control Waiter
Control Heather
Death Sward
Demiplain
Detect Evil and Food
Detect Poison and Unease
Detect Noughts
Dimension Floor
Disguise Elf
Dispel Evil and Wood
Divine Nation
Divine Flavor
Divine Sword

I could go on and on. I love these!

 

[Reynard]

Scowlbear!

So angry!

Storm Gnat!

Love it.

Trust Monster!

That's what one of my players calls the mimic.

 

[pukunui]

How about some magic items?

Alchemy Mug
Arrow of Staying
Baba Yaga’s Dancing Room
Bag of Molding
Bag of Bricks
Book of Exalted Needs
Bracers of Pretense
Cap of Wafer Breathing
Cloak of Misplacement
Gauntlets of Ogre Flower
Gem of Rightness
Goggles of Sight
Mace of Smithing
Manual of Bodily Wealth
Necklace of Prayer Beans
Portable Whole
Ring of Invasion
Ring of Degeneration
Ring of Wafer Walking
Robe of Useful Stems
Staff of Dithering
Tome of Misunderstanding
Wand of the Poor Mage

 

[AlViking]

Settings:
Ebberoni
The Stagnation Realms
Greymohawk
Planescrape
Darkskunk
Pizzlestickshaven

 

[pemerton]

Create or Destroy Tater

What, for messing with Sam Gamgee?

 

[Plaguescarred]

Antiwife Shell

To recreate your Man Cave when away from home!

 

[CreamCloud0]

The Wizzard Class: can only know a single spell, it is 9th level and learned at 1st level but they cannot cast it until appropriately levelled. (gains special improvised weapon proficiency: half-brick in a sock)