Frog-gigging

[sedarfairy]

and what are your qualifications for being stalked Hafrogman? I'd consider it. I'm not necessarily a one frog woman.

 

[krunchyfrogg]

jealousy is an ugly emotion, hafrogman. Get your own stalker!

 

[Aurora]

and what are your qualifications for being stalked Hafrogman? I'd consider it. I'm not necessarily a one frog woman.

 

[xrpsuzi]

Bones... Boz, you are a weird man.

Vraille Darkfang--you missed one. the Honeysmacks frog. Crack him open and you have your own proverbial mana from heaven.

But I fear eating him would sort of defeat the purpose. Who would one stalk next?? (posted before hafrogman posted his qualifications...)

I hadn't thought of a good prize for catching Krunchy...what do you think is worthy of such a feat?

Well, bragging rights goes without saying.

How about a frog hand puppet? The kind they sell at aquariums? I'd stalk Krunchy for a hand puppet.

-Suzi

 

[hafrogman]

and what are your qualifications for being stalked Hafrogman? I'd consider it. I'm not necessarily a one frog woman.

Wow, flashbacks to job interviews. Should I be wearing a tie? What are you looking for in a stalkee?

jealousy is an ugly emotion, hafrogman. Get your own stalker!

Jealousy is usually an ugly emotion. . . but really, not for frogs.

If I were green with envy, would anyone notice?

 

[krunchyfrogg]

LMAO!

You can be the green frog, crunchy frogs come covered in chocolate, with the bones still in!

(thanks BOZ, I love it when people get it)

 

[BOZ]

Bones... Boz, you are a weird man.

yes. but that's from a monty python sketch about the police at a restaurant with some very questionable items on the menu.

Praline: Next we have number four, 'crunchy frog'.

Milton: Ah, yes.

Praline: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here?

Milton: Yes. A little one.

Praline: What sort of frog?

Milton: A dead frog.

Praline: Is it cooked?

Milton: No.

Praline: What, a raw frog?

(Superintendent Parrot looks increasingly queasy.)

Milton: We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.

Praline: That's as maybe, it's still a frog.

Milton: What else?

Praline: Well don't you even take the bones out?

Milton: If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?

Praline: Superintendent Parrot ate one of those.

Parrot: Excuse me a moment. (exits hurriedly)

Milton: It says 'crunchy frog' quite clearly.

Praline: Well, the superintendent thought it was an almond whirl. People won't expect there to be a frog in there. They're bound to think it's some form of mock frog.

Milton: (insulted) Mock frog? We use no artificial preservatives or additives of any kind!

Praline: Nevertheless, I must warn you that in future you should delete the words 'crunchy frog', and replace them with the legend 'crunchy raw unboned real dead frog', if you want to avoid prosecution.

Milton: What about our sales?

 

[xrpsuzi]

yes. but that's from a monty python sketch about the police at a restaurant with some very questionable items on the menu.

Darn it! Clearly I have not seen enough Python.

[scout's honor]Next year's Christmas list will feature the Python box set prominently.[/scout's honor]

-Suzi

 

[hafrogman]

Milton: What about our sales?

What, you're not going to post the next line? Probably just as well. Still, I love what comes next.

I think it would be far more appropriate if the box bore a big, red label saying WARNING: LARK'S VOMIT!

 

[krunchyfrogg]

That would've been my second choice for a user name.