Frog-gigging

[sedarfairy]

(I think they're gone)

i'll never actually be gone Krunchy.... We fairies tend to last for a very long time.

 

[sedarfairy]

Well, if people are willing to offer tribute for stalkers, perhaps you need to reconsider your "hard to get" strategy. I mean "krunchy! with bones!" is only going to get you so far.

*enjoying virtual syrupy goodness on waffles*

Hafrogman-prepare for full fledged stalking as soon as I go into a calorie coma and sleep off this starch overload.

-Suzi

*Disclaimer: I don't know how fast fairies recover for starch overload.... not well I imagine, living in forests off the fruit of the land and all that. Unless they had waffle trees. Of course, she wouldn't need tributes of waffles then, would she?

well...since hafrogman brought me sugar free syrup, i've recovered nicely. and i've been doing my pre-stalker session workouts...lots of crunches and such. i'm ready. whats our gameplan suzi?

 

[sedarfairy]

a)I thought this was all a joke anyway, I was trying to be funny.
b)If it were really about stalking, the stalkee isn't supposed to do anything.

who is joking?

 

[sedarfairy]

frog gigging...

It was all a joke? :\ Now I'll NEVER get a stalker.

What is the gigging, anyways? Should I get myself a Surrey with fringe on top?

I'm not convinced you are going to like this explanation Hafrogman. Frog gigging is a rural activity in which one takes a sharped stick (gig) and stabs a frog through the back, places the disabled frog into a bag...takes it home, cuts its legs off while still alive, then fries them up in butter.

 

[krunchyfrogg]

I'm not convinced you are going to like this explanation Hafrogman. Frog gigging is a rural activity in which one takes a sharped stick (gig) and stabs a frog through the back, places the disabled frog into a bag...takes it home, cuts its legs off while still alive, then fries them up in butter.

LOL, it's getting scary now!

 

[hafrogman]

I'm not convinced you are going to like this explanation Hafrogman. Frog gigging is a rural activity in which one takes a sharped stick (gig) and stabs a frog through the back, places the disabled frog into a bag...takes it home, cuts its legs off while still alive, then fries them up in butter.

I'm really tempted to say something along the lines of "Wow, y'all faeries sure do know how to show a frog a good time!" But I'd be worried that someone would take me seriously. So I'll settle for saying that I have never been more glad that I live in the big city.

I thought this was frog STALKING, not frog STAKING! I signed up for the wrong thread I think.

 

[xrpsuzi]

i'm ready. whats our gameplan suzi?

I thought you had a plan?
I guess we should have discussed this before taking hafrogman's waffles.....

*sharpening sticks......*
-Suzi

 

[sedarfairy]

I thought you had a plan?
I guess we should have discussed this before taking hafrogman's waffles.....

*sharpening sticks......*
-Suzi

Actually, I kind of like the spontaneous nature of it all. I'm much more creative off the cuff. It does appear to me that Krunchy is trying to quietly hop away. I suggest we put out some glue traps. I suspect Hafrogman likes being our syrupy captive. He isn't going anywhere.

 

[krunchyfrogg]

Actually, I kind of like the spontaneous nature of it all. I'm much more creative off the cuff. It does appear to me that Krunchy is trying to quietly hop away. I suggest we put out some glue traps. I suspect Hafrogman likes being our syrupy captive. He isn't going anywhere.

LOL, just mired in a ton of work. Damn sick people.

The staking is scary though.

 

[hafrogman]

I suspect Hafrogman likes being our syrupy captive. He isn't going anywhere.

What, you think I'm so desperate for company that I'm going to hang around while a pair of fey actively plan my impalement?

I'm totally out of here.

No, really.

I'm leaving.

Eventually.