Fruitcake is the Lamas Bread of our world

[Aeson]

Oh yeh. Aluminum can totally accumulate in your brain, and seems to contribute to Alzheimers Disease and other more disturbing neurological problems, like watching the O'Reilly Factor.

Chekkit out: http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1585/is_n12_v15/ai_8991562



It's not nice making fun of the Tin-man's handicap.

It is my dream that one day, perhaps Thursday or a week from Sunday, people of all heights and eye colors will no longer persecute the differently-brained animated constructs of our imaginations.

Tony M

Thanks Tony,

Color me enlightened. As for the Tin-man crack. I'm sorry to all the differently-brained animated constructs like Bill O'Reilly.

 

[jgbrowning]

Isn't it "Lembas" bread?

joe b.

 

[WhimsyTheFae]

Have I mentioned, yet, that I like fruitcake...

I haven't had any yet this holiday season, and the wife just confirmed that she didn't buy any...

 

[tonym]

Isn't it "Lembas" bread?

Perhaps that's the British way of spelling it.

Tony M

 

[tonym]

Have I mentioned, yet, that I like fruitcake...

I haven't had any yet this holiday season, and the wife just confirmed that she didn't buy any...

I know how you feel. My wife's grandmother usually makes me one for the holidays. But so far, no fruitcake this year.

I may be forced to locate and consume the Eternal Fruitcake that all the non-fruitcake-eaters pass amongst themselves year-after-year.

Tony M

 

[Aeson]

I'll send you one. I just hope the Hobbits don't eat it all before it gets to you. It will be the last time I use HPS (Hobbit Postal Service).


Of course I'll need to know where to send it. Is that Mt. Doom?

 

[tonym]

I'll send you one. I just hope the Hobbits don't eat it all before it gets to you. It will be the last time I use HPS (Hobbit Postal Service).


Of course I'll need to know where to send it. Is that Mt. Doom?

I'm sure you're kidding, but since fruitcake is involved, I better not risk it. I just e-mailed you my top secret address.

Never send any items via hobbits, by the way. They are extremely slow deliverers. For example, Frodo's whole ring-quest-thing could've been done in forty-seven minutes had Frodo hopped a flight on a Giant Eagle. Sheeesh!

Tony M

 

[Darrin Drader]

I disagree with the premise of this thread. Fruitcake is a vile thing created by Sauron himself. Zucchini bread is very possibly the true modern day lamas bread. I'm eating it right now, in fact, since I skipped my breakfast and lunch. Mmmmmmm.

 

[Viking Bastard]

This thread confuses me.

I do not know what this fruitcake is, but I'd guess it's a cake made from fruit.

But it is also said it is vile. In my experience, cakes made from fruit tend to be sugary
and fruity and while generally not to my tastes, quite edible. It is also said to be like a
clump in your stomach and doesn't mold, but usually fruit-made-cakes tend to go bad
pretty quickly, like the fruits themselves or anything that sweet that doesn't contain lots
of honey or chocolate.

What is this mysterious substance, fruitcake?

 

[Aeson]

I'm sure you're kidding, but since fruitcake is involved, I better not risk it. I just e-mailed you my top secret address.

Never send any items via hobbits, by the way. They are extremely slow deliverers. For example, Frodo's whole ring-quest-thing could've been done in forty-seven minutes had Frodo hopped a flight on a Giant Eagle. Sheeesh!

Tony M

I am a man of my word. Because of this I should not have said I'll send you one. Since I did I'll live up to it. Claxton Fruit Cake is the best in the world and it is made here in my home state. I'm going to send you one.

I'm not much of a baker or I might try to make one just to see how it turned out.