Funny PC names

[DarrenGMiller]

There is currently a PC in my game named Fubar Dragonbait. When the party fought a dragon two sessions ago, he blew a move silently check and alerted the dragon to the party's presence earlier than they had hoped. He got close enough to get breathed on by the dragon as well. The party won the fight, but he almost lived up to his name.


DM

 

[doggreen1944]

My brother played a Thri-Kreen fighter in the 2ed world of Athas. His name, Xantu Mondo from Way Way Beyondo. Still my favorite.

 

[demiurge1138]

One of the first games I played in featured a CE dwarf fighter named Murderkill Hackenslash.

Until recently, a gnome PC in my Planescape game was named Poindexter Beeblebrox. His nickname was Fubar. It was earned.

And both of the warforged PCs I've DMed for have been named Robo. No connection between the two games, either.

Demiurge out.

 

[EvilGM]

PCs
Smass Turbator
Saur Assmasterson (one of many Assmastersons... default last name from the DM if you didn't have one)
Zebediah "Zeb" Snackhole
Luscious Bottoms
Stabn Damuff

Henchmen/Mounts
Sir Beaksalot, Griffon Mount
Robster Craw, a misshapen Clay Golem (our sculptor sucked)
Donkey Donkey, a provisions mule

 

[Mista Collins]

Some character names in games I have DMed or played in...

Faa Q - a female ranger with an additude
Cheeseburger - A male sorcerer who would take the most useless spells (in an Underdark campaign)
Zion Modnar - a male psionic warrior (Random Noiz spelled backwards)
Roy the Fun - a male fighter (players first character)
Roy the More Fun - a male fighter (players second character)
Roy the Most Fun - a male fighter (players third character)
Roy the Not so Fun - a male wizard (players fourth character and he didn't like playing a wizard)

 

[Sunderstone]

Ochan Cheddarwood (pronounced "oh-kan" - Druid in 2E) - inspired by a Bag of Doritos, an old buddy took Nacho and reversed it.

another buddy loved to smoke Winston cigs and called his Ranger "Enitocin".
another buddy named his characters after A/V appliances.... Sony, Quasar, Zenith etc

 

[Kastil]

I had a assassin named Liv Knomoore.


Then there was a friend who had a dwarven fighter named Armin Hammer.

 

[Mark]

http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=128202

 

[BlueBlackRed]

I had to pay close attention to my brother when he last made a character.
"Can I name him Cackle McGackle?"
"No"
"How about Tailripperoffer Puppykicker?"
"No"
"How about Roscoe?"
"Yes, but only if his full name isn't or doesn't sound like Roscoe P. Coltrain."
"Ok, scratch that..."

 

[Keeper of Secrets]

I had a player who was always known for doing weird things - in gaming, his personal life, etc. He introduced a 6'7 155 lb mage named 'Gargwalder Fumm' which was, apparently some inexplicable alias for some equally silly name. When everyone laughed and made fun of how goofy teh name got, he usually got quite huffy about it. I think the goofyness of the name was outdone at how indignent he got when people made fun of it.