funny sheet music

[Dingleberry]

Yes, actualy. This may come as a surpise to some people.

Drummer volumes and their corespondece to dynamics terms:
Loud-piano
Louder-mezo piano
Loudest-mezo forte
Louderest-forte

Of course, drummers only have one speed: faster.

 

[Mr. T]

Of course, drummers only have one speed: faster.

Tempo? We don't need no stinking tempo!

 

[Dingleberry]

Tempo? We don't need no stinking tempo!

No matter how many times I explain it, the guys in my band don't understand my drummer's logic of speeding up when my arms start getting tired: it means the song will be over sooner!

 

[der_kluge]

Q. What's the difference between a drummer and a mutual bond?

[sblock]A. One will eventually mature and earn money.[/sblock]

 

[Mr. T]

No matter how many times I explain it, the guys in my band don't understand my drummer's logic of speeding up when my arms start getting tired: it means the song will be over sooner!

Makes perfect sense to me.

Q: What's the difference between a band and a bull?

Spoiler

In a bull the horns are in the front and the ***hole is in the back. In a band the horns are in the back and the ***hole is in the front.

 

[Dingleberry]

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.