Dr. Johnson:
This book, sir, contains every word in our beloved language.
Edmund:
Every word, sir?
Dr. Johnson:
Every word, sir.
Edmund:
Well, in that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the doctor my most enthusiastic contrafibularities.
Dr. Johnson:
What??
Edmund:
Contrafibularities, sir. It is a common word down our way.
Dr. Johnson:
Damn!
Edmund:
Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'm anaspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericumbobulation.
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Edmund:
Of course, sir. I shall return...interfrastically.