GAG unite! We march in the morning!
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The_Gneech
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-The Gneech
Macbeth
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Just a short message for the gnomes:
Well, I'm glad that you gnomes are taking a stand, even if others overlook it. I've long thought that gnomes got the short end of the stick, but there is little need for a march. The fact that gnomes are dwarfed by a dwarf is just another sign that the gnomes always come up short. Hopefully this march of militant gnomes will make short work of everbody who stands in your way. I encourage you to not sink to the level of your opressors: show them who the bigger man is!
Hope that the sarcasm/puns in that weren't over your heads.
(This isn't ment as an insult, just a string of gnome jokes. No hard feelings, eh?)
Well, I'm glad that you gnomes are taking a stand, even if others overlook it. I've long thought that gnomes got the short end of the stick, but there is little need for a march. The fact that gnomes are dwarfed by a dwarf is just another sign that the gnomes always come up short. Hopefully this march of militant gnomes will make short work of everbody who stands in your way. I encourage you to not sink to the level of your opressors: show them who the bigger man is!
Hope that the sarcasm/puns in that weren't over your heads.
(This isn't ment as an insult, just a string of gnome jokes. No hard feelings, eh?)
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Barendd Nobeard
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Wow, krunchyfrogg, you were right when you posted:warlocke said:
I find it interesting this troll only replies in threads I start. .
Where's Merlion when we need him?
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krunchyfrogg
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Wow, I can't believe you actually remembered that! Us gnomes must look out for each other!
Hey Edit: Warlocke, I'm not in your gaming group anymore, you can stop trolling me now.
kf, you missed one --Dinkeldog
Hey Edit: Warlocke, I'm not in your gaming group anymore, you can stop trolling me now.
kf, you missed one --Dinkeldog
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Magic Missile
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The march!
In honour of this occasion, I submit a gnome joke!
Why shouldn't you play a Gnome PC with an INT of 3?
Because it's not big and it's not clever!
Now then, onward!
*readies scroll case and dons tinted goggles*
In honour of this occasion, I submit a gnome joke!
Why shouldn't you play a Gnome PC with an INT of 3?
Because it's not big and it's not clever!
Now then, onward!
*readies scroll case and dons tinted goggles*
Apocalyptic Kitty
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Ah yes, all of you lovely gnomes together in one place tomorrow. I have long planned a massive campaign to round you all up and march you off to the mithral mines, but now you've saved me the trouble! How wonderful! I've also heard that gnomes make excellent appetizers. Oh, I might transform a few of you into various strange and bizarre creatures as part of my magical experimentation program. This couldn't possibly work out any better, had I planned it myself. LOL
I have only one favor to ask: Please do not eat any cabbage before the demonstration.
I have only one favor to ask: Please do not eat any cabbage before the demonstration.
