When last we saw her, our druid was getting ready for her day. What evil befalls the young woman? Watch and see...
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I wish I could say that the day got normal from there. Goddess… I wish it had only been half as weird. As it is, my first three cases of the day consisted of some near dead shocker lizards. Seems the children who owned them decided that putting them into small containers and throwing them at people while yelling ‘Go Shocker!’ was a good idea. I would like to strangle the Crystalvid executive who came up with idea of putting not-so-harmless animals, trained for mortal combat no less, into a kids show. I felt good about being able to save all three. Then I taught the parents about the responsibility of helping children to understand that pets are NOT TOYS! Perhaps I went too far in making them relive the experience that the lizards were forced to survive. Regardless: The parents paid; the children cried over their poor pets suffering; and I even convinced the lizards to forgive the children.
For a while, it seemed that things might calm down. I worked on four dogs, seven cats, one very contrary pseudodragon, and four more shocker lizards. Did I mention I hate CrysVid?
As I started to leave for lunch, Wendy gave me a message about a house call at Hetra-Hydra. They were a large technical corporation with money to burn. While I’d never really liked money, as such, I still had to pay the bills and purchase supplies. This one was willing to offer over four times my basic house call fee just to come down and take a look. When I looked back a Wendy, she nodded.
I remained dubious. “Do they even have animals?” They designed and manufactured Hetra-chips. The chips were found most commonly in data processors, but were finding use in everything from weapons to CoCaf machines. But I never heard of them having animals for anything.
“They must, or why call us?” She went back to her paperwork and I left. This would be worth skipping lunch for.
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“I want to thank you for coming down on such sort notice.” He was friendly and well groomed. His stylish business jacket and short cloak were a polite shade of earth-tones I approved of immediately. His good looks helped.
“Not a problem, I usually eat on this side of town, and the portals aren’t too bad this time of day.” We were walking down a beige hallway that looked like every other we’d been down so far. I no longer had any idea where we were, but that was fine. I could always get home with the ERD that Wendy gave me last year. Also known as an Emergency Recall Disk, it could teleport you to a designated spot as a one-time-only self-defense. It cost her a fortune, and I couldn’t refuse. I gave her a raise instead. She was worth it.
“You solve this problem, and I’ll buy you lunch myself!” His grim humor was a pleasant change from my usual customers. Most of mine had trouble making ends meet, let alone paying a druid to heal their family pet. “It was just brought to my attention today, and it seems to have been going on for a while now.”
“Did I really need to sign all of those non-disclosure forms? And where are you keeping animals? I thought this was a hetra-chip factory.” I looked at my timer, we had been walking for about 8 minutes. We must be at the far end of the factory by now.
“Yes… down this hall… and we are. We are also a research lab. So, in case someone slips and says something about a project, you have agree not to blab it to the BNN primetime news.” It was hard to take offense with the friendly tone he had, so I didn’t.
“I take it that it’s come kind of guard animal? Kind of a primitive way to secure a place?”
“Depends on the type. Here we are.”
I looked around an saw nothing. He just smiled and waved at a scryer on a nearby wall. Suddenly the floor in front of me disappeared and showed a pit of brown, rippling water. The smell was less than pleasant. I frowned. “An illusion,” I asked?
“No.” His voice was firm. “An illusion covering a generated force wall. Perfectly safe.”
“And if the power goes ou…”
He cut me off for the first time. “Then backup power crystals keep it running, and we can slide the floor shut.”
I was not very confident about that. Seems would be better to leave it open as a defense if the power does off. Even I know a trap when I see one. Kneeling down, I could see nothing in the sewer water.
“Please be careful. It can be very dangerous if you’re careless.” I did not ask how he knew that.
“Where is it?” I still saw nothing.
“Right in front of you.” I still saw nothing but the water rippling. The smell was overpowering. Then I realized what I was looking at, and it was not sewer water.
“Where did you get it?” I backed up despite myself. At least I did it calmly.
“We have all the appropriate licenses for it.”
“Right. Where did you get it?”
“Madam, I can show you any paperwork you need.” Hit voice had become more professional and a lot less pleasant. I got the distinct feeling that being between it and him would be a bad idea. I moved.
“Fine. But would you mind telling me what a Gel Cube is doing in your floor above a pit trap?” If he noticed the edge to my voice, he ignored it masterfully.
“It is for the ‘disposal of hazardous biological waste materials’. It is in the hall because we use him to filter the sewer line leaving the secured area, and could find no other way to bring it in. Putting it outside were someone might accident upon it was too careless to even consider.” He looked down at it. “It seems to have been having trouble lately.”
I gave up. “Really?” I looked at it while staying out of arms-reach.
“Yes, over the last month, it has been unable to filter the fluid coming from the labs. Since we also use it to clean the normal sewage too…”
“Hence the smell…”
“Right.” He wrinkled his nose. “ Any ideas what may be wrong?
I looked it him. “There’s a ten foot cube of slime in your hallway floor, and you’re asking me ‘What’s wrong’?” He sighed. I raised my eyebrow in response.
“All right.” He carefully rephrased the question. “What is causing it to not filter the sewage?”
“Do you feed it anything besides sewage?” I looked at it again. It was impossible to see anything that might be considered a physiology in the thing.
“We throw it some meat on occasion.” I looked up at him sharply. He didn’t match my gaze. “Mostly, it seems to absorb anything we throw into it. Chemicals, even toxic ones, have no effect on it. Lately, thought, it seems to have stopped keeping up it. It just lets it flow through.”
“Started about a month ago? And just kept getting steadily worse?”
“Right. Never had a problem before. It just keeps filtering less and less wastes.”
“How much goes through here?” I fought down the urge to poke it with a stick. It might seem unprofessional.
“No idea. We don’t meter it, since there is no cost for running it.”
“And because documenting it would be a possible liability.”
“Right.”
“Right.” I looked at it. It seemed straightforward enough. “You overfeeding it.”
“What? It eats everything!”
“It’s not a hole. It’s a living thing.” I thought about it. “Actually, it’s a colony of living things. The point is, it will filter everything it CAN. It has limits. Seems to just started reaching them.” Thinking some more, I figured it out. “Have you hired more employees? Added more bathrooms, or started using them more?”
“He looked down at it again. Actually, yes, we have. Makes good sense. Sure it isn’t sick?”
“I have never heard of a cube dying of anything but fire.”
“Ok then. Let’s go write that check.” He smiled again as the floor reappeared and he walked over it. Turning around, he saw me still on the other side of the false floor. I hadn’t moved. “You coming?”
I smiled at him. “You write the check, and I’ll wait here.” He laughed out loud and left me there.
I walked out with a very, very, VERY good check.
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“And you’re not even going to tell me about it?” Her voice held a hint of pout to it.
“Can’t, signed a contract not to tell the Great Mother herself. I tell you and break contract, they shut me down.” I thought about it and shivered. “Or throw me in…”
“Huh?”
“Never mind. How was lunch? I skipped mine.” The smell was still fresh in my mind. I went home and showered twice before taking the Gates back to the clinic.
“It was ok. Shouldn’t skip meals.”
“Not hungry. Anyway, what’s with the little girl in the front office?”
“She says her cat is hurt. Wouldn’t let me see it. Said she wanted ‘the nice lady’.” She tried to look hurt, failed, and grinned instead. “I thought about telling her there was no one here like that…”
“Watch it.” Her face straightened. “All right, you get me some CoCaf, and I’ll look at the kitty.”
I went out into the waiting room. It was empty except for the girl and the cat. The girl was well dressed, and looked like she belonged in a better section of town. Her face was sad, but she smiled for me when I knelt beside her chair. The cat was a longhair, and not a very healthy looking one. In fact, it looked kind of dead. Come to think of it, it looked VERY dead.
“Honey, what happened to your cat?” I couldn’t keep the sadness out of my voice. I knew what I was going to have to tell her.
“He fell out the window again.”
I touched it, it was cold and still. I felt a tears form in my eyes. “Oh, Honey, I’m sorry but…” Wait a moment? Again?
The cold dead cat turned its head and looked at me with cold dead eyes.
To my credit, I did NOT scream. I only jumped back two or three steps, tripped over a chair, fell down and crab-crawled back until I hit the wall.
“Can you fix him?” Her face was pure innocence. I don’t want to think what mine looked like.
“Honey.” Somehow my voice stayed level, if a little forced. “What happened to your cat?”
“I told you, he fell out the windows.” Her voice was patient, as if SHE was the one speaking to a small child.
“After that.” My voice cracked while my back was trying to crawl its way up the wall.
“I came here.” She was staring to annoy me. Not only had she brought a kitty of the damned into my clinic, she was being obtuse.
“What I mean.” It was taking lots of effort to keep my voice kind. “Is what happened to make the kitty like it is now?”
“Oh, the other clinic fixed him.” She was petting it as she walked toward me. I felt the bile rise in my throat and I slid along the wall toward the office door.
My voice squeaked as she got closer. “Oh, honey… That’s NOT fixed!”
“I know. He walks funny now, and he sounds sick when he meows…”
I interrupted her. “Honey, could you take it into the first room over there. I’m going to help him, but he needs to be in there.” I was starting to babble. I didn’t care. I was just glad to have an idea that didn’t involve screaming and running away.
“Ok.” It was that simple. She just took it and walked into the room. I shut the door behind her.
Wendy found me shaking in an office chair.
What next? Keep watching this space to find out!
Mr. Oberon
"Oh, Honey. That's NOT fixed!"