Gamer Pick-up lines

[pseudo_hero]

Ok, now for fun lets imagine that mastery of D&D had an effect on gamers. Made you desirable to girls or guys that game. Can any one come up with some corny or savy D&D pick-up lines? I'm expecting some of the funnier people to make me roll with laughter, here's my try at it.

"Baby, your gonna need the Epic Level Handbook to keep up with ME in bed"

"They say I've got a Rod of Wonder..."(I know, its an old one)

"I'm known for rolling multiple crits..."

"I was walkin by when I noticed your provoking a Mack of opportunity"

 

[ForceUser@Home]

"I think I just rolled a critical fumble in my pants."

 

[Dark Jezter]

"I've got maximum charisma and intelligence."

"Hello baby, I've got 24 ranks in fun-kay!"

"Nice chainmail bikini, it would look really nice lying on the floor next to my bed." (for GenCon attendees )

HE: "Did it hurt?"
SHE: "Did what hurt?"
HE: "When you fell from Brightwater?" (This one is for FR fans only)

 

[Felix]

Hey baby, wanna go up to my room and check out my die collection?

 

[spacecrime.com]

"I just memorized Tasha's Unstoppable Orgasms."

cheers,

 

[pseudo_hero]

"You know what I can do with a Mage Hand.."

"My wand has unlimited charges, and I'll tell you the powerword if you play nice"

"I bet you like to be flanked"

"I may be human, but my scale is colossal"

Hey I'm trying...

 

[Moe Ronalds]

You: Are those celestial pants?
Her: Why?
You: Because your butt is out of this plane!
*dodges tomatoes*

 

[Henry]

Why don't we go back to my place and you can check out my Rod of Lordly Might. It even still has all its charges...

I'll bet you're under the sign of Paladine - am I right?

When I first laid eyes on you, I thought the wizard in the corner gated in a celestial!

Excuse me - is that Bugle Boy Banded Mail you're wearing?

 

[Oogar]

Where is the Illusionist, 'cause you can't be real.

Okay, who let the Nymph in, I think I'm gonna be blind.

And, for any of you that used to play MtG......

Wanna Twiddle my Bone Flute?

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

"I have 20 ranks in Knowledge (Kama Sutra)."

"See the elf in the corner, surrounded by adoring girls? I taught him everything he knows..."