From an expert to a lady...
" I got a lot of great skills, why don't we go up to the bedroom and try them out"
From the not so coherent dwarve to an elven barmaid...
" Sure I am short, and I am stout, why dont you help me poursh me 'elf out "
"When I wished for a million women to adore, I didn't expect to get a goddess"
Hey baby, why don't we toss the dice and try out my new endurance.
I have Knowledge (Nature), and I now all the ways to use it
Not so good things to say...
So I heard you have a portable hole, Is it for sale, or rent?
Have you ever used a rod of wounding?
From a bard......
If I might make a suggestion you aught to get into something mroe revealing and let me Worship the ground on which you walk
A halfling male to a Dwarven female
So...I was thinking about growing a beard
So I heard that they are having a happening party at the Undermountain, mayhaps we could venture there.
Another expert joke
I so I heard Jimmy went out ploughing early this morning
From an Elve who just got hit by a dwarve
I have just got hammered...now for some ale, and some wenching
