Gaming T-shirt slogans

[RichCsigs]

Orc: The other white meat.

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

Here is one we had made for a long-time DM many years ago:

Front: I'm the Dungeon Master
Back: Not God, but close

 

[G.A. Donis]

Here's one that falls into the beating a dead horse category:

A picture of an empty handed orc with the caption "Got Pie?"

How about something a little more tangential:
"I bet Gandalf didn't have to put up with this kind of crap!"

"I save for half damage automatically"

"It's hard to soar like APL20 when you're surrounded by APL2"

"Declaring you to Dodge"

"My Greatsword is bigger than yours!"

"Hello, you pile of potential XP's"

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

Orc: The other white meat.

I thought that was elves...

 

[shilsen]

I thought that was elves...

Funny, I was just about to say that

 

[der_kluge]

Hi:

Jesus Saves, the rest take damage

I would like to hear other suggestions. Do you have any?

I think the correct phrase is "Jesus saves, and takes half damage."

 

[Crothian]

it depends if he has evasion or not

 

[Shadowdancer]

My other sword is a katana

 

[Darth K'Trava]

I think the correct phrase is "Jesus saves, and takes half damage."

I like the other one better!

All these are funny!

 

[mac1504]

Shhhh... I'm detecting evil.