Gargantuan Orcus out in March per Amazon

[lurkinglidda]

Word from the Assoc Brand Manager is that it is "incorrect product info." The question is what is incorrect. Perhaps Orcus isn't Gargantuan?

Could be the size. Could be the fig. Could be the release date.

 

[Nightfall]

Lidda,

It could be all those things. But regardless, it's on my list.

 

[DaveMage]

Could be the size. Could be the fig. Could be the release date.

Tease.

 

[Glyfair]

Could be the size. Could be the fig. Could be the release date.

Maybe 2 of the 3?

The fig is wrong (it was supposed to be Gargantuan Orcs). However, you all see how popular the idea is and puts in it the development queue. So. it comes out at a later date.

 

[Glyfair]

You'll get to judge for yourself at GenCon.

On second thought, this clearly implies that it is Orcus. So something else is incorrect.

 

[jontherev]

Looking quite forward to using this figure, as Orcus just so happens to be the BBEGod in my current campaign. I hope the error is that he should be collossal and that the price is $10.00 too high.

 

[Scott_Rouse]

On second thought, this clearly implies that it is Orcus. So something else is incorrect.

Ok it is not a product but the launch of "Orcs R Us" the one stop shop for humanoid minis. A new ecom site that is part of the DI.

 

[Glyfair]

Ok it is not a product but the launch of "Orcs R Us" the one stop shop for humanoid minis. A new ecom site that is part of the DI.

You realize this is going to cement the idea in some D&D RPGers mind that the D&D miniatures are the work of a demon lord?

 

[Eccles]

Am I allowed to be a bit put out by the first of the 'Sponsored Links' was

"Contact Singles in your area!"

 

[Kae'Yoss]

The fig is wrong (it was supposed to be Gargantuan Orcs).

That tusker really let himself go.

That's what happens when you take a hitherto isolated ethnic minority (tribe of murderous orcs who eat human flesh. Healthy, delicious human flesh) and throw them into today's global interculture. They discover fast food, are intrigued by the different taste ("those chicken nuggets taste like human!") and how easy it is to get them (no man-hunt, no cooking, no adventuring parties coming to wipe you out), and the formerly trim, deadly humanoid predators become just another bunch of people with bad health, weight problems, and drug problems.