D&D General Gargoyles need to be redone.

[MarkB]

"You see a somewhat grotesque statue on a plinth, with a small but shiny brass plaque."
"..."
"Well, the plaque says: 'Aesoph the Gargoyle'."
"..."
"No, nothing unusual, but as you turn away, your peripheral vision catches a tiny bit of movement."
"..."
"You're not sure, but you think it may have winked at you."

"They spelled my name wrong."

 

[Shades of Eternity]

honestly, have them contract out and have a rental agency.

Fun at birthday parties, weddings and rock concerts.