Okay, here's the deal. If you live in the San Diego area, and you're going to GenCon this year, get in touch. Email or phone (619-234-9868). Be sure to let me know where you can be reached, and when the best time is.
I can't afford plane, train, or bus so car would be best. Since I don't drive, you get to. You and any friends who come along. (BTW, straight east to central Texas, then north through Oklahoma to Wisconsin would probably be best. Unless you absolutely have to see the Mississippi.)
I also don't have the money for lodging, but floor space will do.
Con entry: Gen Con will get to pay for it. (When I say "short funds", I mean it).
What Gen Con gets from yours truly: Two slots a day plus a stint at the diorama. I do ask that I get the modules the day before (if at all possible) so I can expand on the contents and put my own touches on it.
What the players get: A cruel, evil, nasty DM with a warped sense of humor and a fondness for odd characters. An entertaining time goes without saying.
If you're serious, get in touch.