redneckgeorge
First Post
As you walk along the road you come to a terrible sight along side the road. You see a sign that reads:George's Not So Mobile Home Park.
You see a beat up old wagon on blocks. There are two signs out front that read:No Womans Aloud! and Moonshine fur sales!. There is a rickety porch coming off of the wagon. The lawn looks to be about a foot high, with cans and bottles thrown about. There are a couple of lawn chairs on the porch and a cooler between them. On the side of the house you find broken wagon wheels laying up against the wagon.
Outback you here a chug,chug,slurp,swish. When you turn the corner there is a strange machine at work. After careful examination of it you see it is making a clear liquid and putting it in large glass bottles. You see a sign that reads 'Old Bessie' the best moonshine making machine.
As you come back around to the front there is a guy standing on the front porch scratching himself and drinking a beer. He sees you and smiles with a toothless grin.
"Watch can I's dos fur ya?" as he lifts a leg and lets out a loud one and starts to laugh.
"Damn should of had you pull my finger."
You see a beat up old wagon on blocks. There are two signs out front that read:No Womans Aloud! and Moonshine fur sales!. There is a rickety porch coming off of the wagon. The lawn looks to be about a foot high, with cans and bottles thrown about. There are a couple of lawn chairs on the porch and a cooler between them. On the side of the house you find broken wagon wheels laying up against the wagon.
Outback you here a chug,chug,slurp,swish. When you turn the corner there is a strange machine at work. After careful examination of it you see it is making a clear liquid and putting it in large glass bottles. You see a sign that reads 'Old Bessie' the best moonshine making machine.
As you come back around to the front there is a guy standing on the front porch scratching himself and drinking a beer. He sees you and smiles with a toothless grin.
"Watch can I's dos fur ya?" as he lifts a leg and lets out a loud one and starts to laugh.
"Damn should of had you pull my finger."
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