Get a cigarr! I'm having a kid!

[GILGAMESH]

When you stand there, holding your child, and he or she grabs on to your finger with their tiny little hand and they look up at you into your eyes.... well that's when you know the miracle of living and the magic of being a DADDY!!!! Congratulations and a million million blessings

 

[der_kluge]

Miracle of Birth occurs again for the 40 billionth time

Katrineholm, Sweden [AP] - In what doctors call yet another stunning medical miracle, yet another woman has become impregnated. "It's at least the 40 billionth time this miracle has occurred. Frankly, we're all stunned", doctors said today, in a press release.



Seriously, congrats. For what it's worth, my wife is pregnant, too. But, I've not made any official announcements, yet.

But, HEY!!! This is you're fiancee, not your wife. You're gonna go straight to hell for your pre-marital sex, sinner!

 

[Frostmarrow]

NATURAL 20!

Indeed! Everything is happening so fast now. We'll be moving in together the first of October.

Originally posted by Crothian
Congradulations!! Remember, Crothian is a good name for a boy and a girl.

I was thinking Vecna.

Originally posted by alsih2o
mucho congratulations to the coldboned one!

Coldboned? Yeah, that's right!

Originally posted by alsih2o
When you stand there, holding your child, and he or she grabs on to your finger with their tiny little hand and they look up at you into your eyes.... well that's when you know the miracle of living and the magic of being a DADDY!!!! Congratulations and a million million blessings.

I take it you have more XP than I. Thanks for the poetry!

Originally posted by Various
Congrats!

Thank you everyone! By the way, the cigarrs... How does Zino Mouton Cadet sound?

 

[Horacio]

Congratulations!

Having a son or daughter is the most marvelous thing you'll ever know, I can tell you.

 

[Renaissance Man]

Congratulations!

 

[Darkness]

Remember, Crothian is a good name for a boy and a girl.

Darkness is even better, though - whether in English or your own native language!

Anyway: I wish you all the best, Frostmarrow.

 

[Upper_Krust]

Congratulations Frostmarrow & Fiancee!

 

[LcKedovan]

Congratulations!

Having a son or daughter is the most marvelous thing you'll ever know, I can tell you.

The only thing is that they will prevent you from visiting people, right Horacio

Congrats Frostmarrow! I tell you, those crabfish parties in Sweden are dangerous!

-Will

 

[The Sigil]

Congrats...

You'll hear this one a lot, but I'm the first here... as the father of one happy, energetic 19-month-old boy (and with another child on the way) I'll tell you...

ENJOY YOUR SLEEP WHILST YOU CAN!!!

You laugh, but I'm serious - get all the sleep you can now 'cuz you ain't getting much of any for the next, oh, 25 years.

--The Sigil

 

[MeepoTheMighty]

If you name him Meepo, I'll send him a set of those extra-large chokeproof dice to get the kid hooked early