Get a cigarr! I'm having a kid!
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Fictionaut
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Congrats!
To hell with cigars; d20s for everybody!
Congrats to all the fathers & mothers to be!
As a father of two (both under 2 yrs) all I can say is that, for all the crap that this world can bring...something about holding your child for the first time...just makes everything feel 'right'...I can't really explain what that means...but "new life" definitely puts things into perspective.
All I know is being a dad has made me into a better person...here's hoping it makes you one too!
Congrats to all the fathers & mothers to be!
As a father of two (both under 2 yrs) all I can say is that, for all the crap that this world can bring...something about holding your child for the first time...just makes everything feel 'right'...I can't really explain what that means...but "new life" definitely puts things into perspective.
All I know is being a dad has made me into a better person...here's hoping it makes you one too!
The Forsaken One
Explorer
Gratz!
A (BAD) play on an old joke
On the day Frostmarrow's partner was to give birth, Frost accidentally slipped on a banana peel and knocked himself unconscious.
When he awoke he had discovered that his partner had given birth to twins - a boy and a girl.
Unfortunately his immediate reaction to joy turned to horror as he found out that the whole on EN World and gotten together to name his babies.
"What did they call my daughter?" he asked nervously
"Dee" replied Morrus
"Well that wasn't to bad" thought Frost, "maybe I didn't give them enough credit."
"And what did they call my son?"
"Twenty"
On the day Frostmarrow's partner was to give birth, Frost accidentally slipped on a banana peel and knocked himself unconscious.
When he awoke he had discovered that his partner had given birth to twins - a boy and a girl.
Unfortunately his immediate reaction to joy turned to horror as he found out that the whole on EN World and gotten together to name his babies.
"What did they call my daughter?" he asked nervously
"Dee" replied Morrus
"Well that wasn't to bad" thought Frost, "maybe I didn't give them enough credit."
"And what did they call my son?"
"Twenty"
Re: A (BAD) play on an old joke
LOL!
Best. ENWorld joke. Ever.
LOL!
yeebarr said:On the day Frostmarrow's partner was to give birth, Frost accidentally slipped on a banana peel and knocked himself unconscious.
When he awoke he had discovered that his partner had given birth to twins - a boy and a girl.
Unfortunately his immediate reaction to joy turned to horror as he found out that the whole on EN World and gotten together to name his babies.
"What did they call my daughter?" he asked nervously
"Dee" replied Morrus
"Well that wasn't to bad" thought Frost, "maybe I didn't give them enough credit."
"And what did they call my son?"
"Twenty"
LOL!
Best. ENWorld joke. Ever.
LOL!
DerianCypher
First Post
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
You musta crited in that battle... IYKWIMAITYD
You musta crited in that battle... IYKWIMAITYD
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