Get a role in the new D&D movie!

[Runestar]

Too ex for me. No way am I flying across half the globe for that few seconds of fame (assuming my face even gets shown).

I am just amazed they haven't made a reality TV show out of this yet.

 

[frankthedm]

Anyone thinking of tossing in their lot?

Maybe if the death scene was contractually obligated to use at least 2 gallon of fake blood / ichor. Being the extra that earned the film an R rating could be worth it.

 

[Sorrowdusk]

Maybe if the death scene was contractually obligated to use at least 2 gallon of fake blood / ichor. Being the extra that earned the film an R rating could be worth it.

What were you hoping for? A decap?
Or just cut your chop you hands off and spray everwhere like the Adam's Family movie?

 

[Ulrick]

Doesn't look like any of the cast mentioned on IMDB are from either of the previous two D&D movies. Which means no Damodar, alas.

--Erik

Which means no possibility of Jar-Jar... er... Snails being resurrected!

 

[frankthedm]

What were you hoping for? A decap?
Or just cut your chop you hands off and spray everywhere like the Adam's Family movie?

Lower jaw and upper throat area torn away by an enchanted blunt weapon should be grisly enough.

 

[Sorrowdusk]

Lower jaw and upper throat area torn away by an enchanted blunt weapon should be grisly enough.

TORN away with a BLUNT weapon?

Honestly, as a barb, I always wanted to grapple a guy and coup de grace him by grabbing his jaw, pulling it down and then tearing it off with my bare hands. And then killing a bunch of other guys with it much like with the jawbone of an ass.

 

[frankthedm]

TORN away with a BLUNT weapon?

Chimps can do such bare handed. Should not be too hard for +3 mace.

 

[TarionzCousin]

...

Nimble the Thief: Ha ha! Cool! I'm kicking ass! I want to steal his pants.
The Gamemaster: You're not serious?
Nimble the Thief: I am serious.
The Gamemaster: Why do you want his pants?
Nimble the Thief: I don't want them. I just want to see if I can steal them.

 

[Runestar]

Or maybe he dies in the opening fireball volley.

 

[Zaran]

...

I thought gamers was a much better movie than the first dnd movie