Get your mean on: need a nasty nickname (probably a few)

[brehobit]

Hi folks,
I'm looking for some creativity here. Say a pirate who was trying (and succeeded...) in shanghaiing someone into a "marine adventure" got his pocket picked by one of the "marks". It's a rather embarrassing thing and I wanted a cool nickname that the crew might start calling this pirate, but I'm apparently too far removed from my youth and I can't come up with anything interesting. "pushover" or something like that is too generic, and I want a "tag" that really would upset the pirate in question.

Ideas?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Bloomers
Minnow
Chum

 

[Wicht]

What did he lose to the thief? He could be named after that: "Gold Coin Slim; Hey Slim, where's your gold coin?" or "Dagger Man Slim; hey Slim, you lose a dagger?" Alliteration, if possible, works well here, "Shiny Coin Slim," "Dagger Dan," etc.

Also, consider having the nickname be ironic: "Eagle-eyed Slim - nothing gets by him," or "Big Hearted Slim, he don't mind sharin' wit' those in need," or "Gold-purse Slim, he got's so much in his pouch, he don't care to spare a bit here and there, do ya Slim?"

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Sackless/Empty Sack
No-Coin
Jingles (ironic)

 

[Celebrim]

Mite Box/Poor Box/Box (longer nicknames tend to get cut down in use) - as in 'Mite Box Bill' or 'Poor Box Bill' That Bill, always giving to the poor.

Throws - as 'Bill Throws' Why? Because Bill is so generous, Bill throws his money away that's why.

Poke/Pocket/Long Pockets - as 'Bill Poke' or 'Long Pockets Bill'. Poke here is period slang for pocket, remembered as 'a pig in a poke', a con of the period where a animal not suitable for meat was sold as a suckling pig in a sewn shut bag.

Rolled - As in 'Rolled Bill'. In street slang, the target of a theft is said to have been rolled.

The Mark - As in 'Bill the Mark'. In street slang, the target of a theft is called 'the Mark'. This one to me strikes me as more nasty than friendly, as for a criminal to call someone a mark is to remove him from respect and criminal association.

Personally, I'm partial to 'Jingles' above and wish I'd thought of it first.

 

[Hand of Evil]

Empty Pocket
Gollum or Precious
Holes
Baitless or No bait or Lureless (can't catch fish without bait)
Mark
Port Hole
The Head

 

[The Grassy Gnoll]

Holy Percy - as in "hole-y purse" - then it develops and people start calling him Your Grace, Your Holiness, etc.

 

[GMMichael]

A pirate who looks like a victim to his crew?

"Fish food." "Keel-hauled."

 

[JackOfAllTirades]

Captain Tight Pants!

 

[Dioltach]

If he's learned to keep his money elsewhere: Jingleballs.
Spotless (as in he failed his Spot check).