Giant Space Hamster Names!

[I'm A Banana]

It's probably worthwhile to point out that with 3e's template system Giant Space Hampsters can reach all new levels of absurdity.

PARAGON!
HALF-ILLITHID!
MUMMIFIED!
CELESTIAL!
TAURIC!
CHIMERIC!
(etc.)

God, If I ever get a prize worth handing out, I think a stupendous contest would be "Make the most bizarre Giant Space Hampster you can think of, within the rules"....and let people go wild.

 

[Kweezil]

Does anyone remember what the old stats from 2nd edition for the GSH's were?

From SJ MC:
AC 8; MV 9, Br 3; HD 4; THAC0 17; Atk 1; Dmg 2d4; SA None; SD Immune to disease; MR None; SZ L; ML Unsteady (6)/Average (9); XP 175

Not particularly scary critters, most of 'em anyway

 

[BOZ]

the GSH was made to be templated...

 

[Krug]

And don't forget that unique feat:

Giant Space Hamster Dance [General]
You can do the boogie in interstellar space.
Prerequisites: Giant Hamster Race, Bad Eurodisco music
Benefit: Annoy everything in known universe within a 1,000 lightyears. Cause earthquakes on all nearby planets. Disrupt all outsiders.

 

[Cedric]

Not particularly scary critters, most of 'em anyway

Ok, I know I'm not hallucinating here. There was another listing of GSH's somewhere that was just fearsome.

Maybe it was the ones from the Dragon magazine that they named? I can't recall.

But please, tell me I'm not nuts, someone must remember the GSH's with the gross, gross stats?

*pulls hair out*

Cedric

 

[BOZ]

And don't forget that unique feat:

Giant Space Hamster Dance [General]

LOL!

 

[Doc_Souark]

Didn't Roger Moore first creat the GSH ?

I do remember that the basic GSH was able to swallow whole or rather store in it's cheek pouch small humanoids.

 

[Angcuru]

Didn't Roger Moore first creat the GSH ?

I do remember that the basic GSH was able to swallow whole or rather store in it's cheek pouch small humanoids.

Tordek: Where'd Lidda go?

Mialee: I don't know, she was just petting Sloveliss' Giant Space Hamster.

Jozan: Wait a second....hear that?

*muffled screaming a rustling coming from cheek pouches of Sloveliss' GSH*

Sloveliss: BAD HAMSTER! *SMACK* Spit out the halfling! NOW!

GSH: *PTUI!/SPIT!*
Lidda: *hits the ground and lies there in a state of shock* Gaaa....

All except for Lidda and GSH: *In unison* Raisins don't have legs! RAISINS DON'T HAVE LEGS! That's not right! THAT'S NOT RIGHT!