Gilligan's Island and appropriate classes

[caudor]

Just for kicks, I was thinking about what class might best match the characters portrayed on Gilligan's Island. Yeah, I'm that bored. Here's what I came up with:

Gilligan: a rogue
Professor: a wizard
Skipper: a fighter
Mary Ann: a druid
Ginger: a bard
Mr Howell: Aristocrat
Mrs. Howell: Commoner (wife of an Aristocrat)

Can you do better? If you want to stat characters from another TV show, feel free. In a demented sort of way, this will hopefully get me through the afternoon.

 

[Henry]

Nah, they're better off as d20 Modern characters:

Gilligan: fast hero with about a 6 wisdom
Professor: Smart hero
Skipper: Tough Hero
Mary Ann: Dedicated/Charismatic hero
Ginger: Charistmatic Hero / Personality advanced class
Mr Howell: Smart Hero
Mrs. Howell: Dedicated Hero


Another TV show? All right:

Captain Kirk: Strong/Charismatic hero
Dr. McCoy: Dedicated / Medic Advanced class
Mr. Spock: Smart Hero
Mr. Scott: Strong / Smart Hero
Uhura: Smart / Dedicated
Mr. Sulu: Fast Hero

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

No, no, no.

Gilligan: Fringer/Scoundrel
Professor: Tech Specialist/Jedi Consular
Skipper: Scout
Mary Ann: Diplomat NPC class
Ginger: Expert NPC class
Mr. Howell: Noble
Mrs. Howell: Noble

And following Henry...

Captain Kirk: Noble/Soldier/Naval Officer
Dr. McCoy: Tech Specialist
Mr. Spock: Tech Specialist/Jedi Consular
Mr. Scott: Fringer/Tech Specialist/Chief Engineer
Uhura: Tech Specialist
Mr. Sulu: Soldier/Starship Ace

...what?

 

[MrFilthyIke]

What a pack of losers...



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