Gimble: Hot or Not?

[Arravis]

Well...

My fiancee definately thinks Gimble is hot... so much so, I'm starting to worry .

 

[ejja_1]

Thats what thier best for

Grease em up and make them feed fruit to incontinant cooshee's,
While useing mage hand to goose the Dryad serving girls tushies.
Thats what Gnomes are best for.

Slap them silly and shave thier heads, tatoo their skulls with strawberries red.
Thats what Elves are best for.

Tie them to your fastest ships rudder, cover thier beards in peanut butter.
Thats what Dwarves are best for.

Poke them in thier big red eyes, send them in search of fresh baked pies.
Thats what orcs are best for.

Tie them up and tempt them with booze, get them drunk and use them to clean the loo.
Thats what Halflings are best for.

Hire them out for BDSM, whips and chains are thier best friends.
Thats what Drow are best for.

 

[Nebin]

Re: Thats what thier best for

Grease em up and make them feed fruit to incontinant cooshee's,
While useing mage hand to goose the Dryad serving girls tushies.
Thats what Gnomes are best for.

That's the best man !

 

[I'm A Banana]

Spechen ze sexy!
--Peanut

 

[Gimble]

Gimble- are you the same Gimble from the BIS forums? If so, hi.

You're thinking of some other, less suave Gimble.

My fiancee definately thinks Gimble is hot... so much so, I'm starting to worry .

You shouldn't worry. If she's got a ring on her finger, the best she can hope for is some flirting; too many bad experiences having to flee out of windows half-naked into the cold night.

 

[Gimble]

The Original Gnome Iconic ( and the cuter and smarter one too !)

Keep dreaming old man.

 

[mirzabah]

Not, but I do agree that the artwork is a zillion times better than the core rulebooks.

Mind you, that "axe" is waaaaaay anachronistic.

And looking at the way those daggers are positioned on his belt I'd say that Gimble is desperately trying to compensate for something.

 

[krunchyfrogg]

Gimble rocks!

Next game I play, I'm making a Gnome Bard. I think it works a whole lot better for the 'prankster niche' than illusionist does.

Down with the sacred cows!