D&D 5E Gimme your best villain one-liner!

[Fauchard1520]

What is the single best one-liner you’ve ever heard a villain use? And if you don’t have any, imagine an encounter with the current BBEG of your campaign. What is the one thing they could they say to piss off your character?

(Comic for illustrative purposes.)

 

[Bill Zebub]

"Orcs aren't black people."






That was a JOKE. It's HUMOR.

 

[Fenris-77]

With a spoon!
-Sheriff of Nottingham

 

[Mercurius]

 

[Stormonu]

You, foolish one, will be the first to die.
- Strahd von Zoravich, about 1989

 

[Weiley31]

No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.

 

[Bill Zebub]

Ok, serious answer. My all time favorite, that still gives me goosebumps, is: “You are not prepared!” (Illidan Stormrage)


P.S. Thanks for the warglaives, sukkah.

 

[payn]

The truth is a poor excuse for lack of imagination. -Elam Garrack

 

[DND_Reborn]

With a spoon!
-Sheriff of Nottingham

I prefer "Because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more".

 

[Minigiant]

For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.