Give me snapshots of New Orleans

I've lived near N.O. my whole life, and I'm currently attending Tulane University, which is in New Orleans.

There are three kinds of weather in New Orleans: sunny, thunderstorm, and cool/cold (and overcast). In October, you're typically looking at a high in the 70s or upper 60s and an overnight low in the 40s or 50s. There might be some point where it gets up to 80 for several days, but then a cool front comes in bringing a day-long thunderstorm and dropping the temperature back to a typical level. It's also possible that it will be overcast and windy most of the day and then start raining around 4 PM. It is always humid, and there are a lot of mosquitoes.

Pronunciation

People in New Orleans don't have a "Southern" accent, and there aren't that many true Cajuns in the city either. (They mostly live near Lafayette [la-FEE-ette or la-FIE-ette].) To the extent that New Orleanians have an accent, it's closer to a Brooklyn accent. "Oil" is pronounced "earl", "ninth" is "nint'".

It's spelled beignets and pronounced ben-YAYS. Crawfish is not spelled (or pronounced) with a "y". Pecans is pronounced "puh-CAWNS", not "PEE-cans"; pralines is "PRAW-leens", not "PRAY-leens"; "Esplanade" is pronounced "ess-plan-AID", not "ess-plan-ahd". "Trolley" is pronounced "streetcar".

A lot of street names look French, but aren't pronounced like it. For instance, Carondelet is pronounced "kah-ron-de-lette". The musical instrument (on the steamboat Natchez, for example) is pronounced "cal-eye-oh-pee", but Calliope St. is "cal-ee-ohp".

Locals don't really pronounce it "Nawlins"; it's more like "Na-wa-lins". It is never New Or-leens except for rhyming, e.g. "Do you know what it means to miss New Or-leens". It is, however, in "Or-leens" parish.

Places

There are main areas of New Orleans are uptown, downtown/the central business district (CBD), mid-city, French Quarter, and the Lakefront.

Uptown includes the Garden District. In the Garden District, there are a lot of parks and really nice houses and so on. However, New Orleans, is often called a "checkerboard" city. In other words, if you're in a really nice neighborhood, walk two blocks and you aren't. Audubon Zoo is in the Garden District, as is the nearby Audubon Park, which includes a golf course and track. Tulane and Loyola Universities are also there. Some of the most important streets are St. Charles Ave., Magazine St., South Carrolton, North/South Claiborne. Magazine has a lot of little shops on it. A green streetcar line runs down St. Charles through the CBD to Canal St., the edge of the French Quarter.

The CBD is where you'll find the skyscrapers and such. Canal Street is the border between the CBD and the French Quarter. When streets cross Canal, they change names. A red streetcar line runs down Canal, and some of them turn off Canal onto North Carrolton, ending at City Park. The CBD includes the Superdome, the Aquarium of the Americas, Harrah's casino, and a number of museums. Cafe du Monde is famous, so all the tourists go there. The locals usually go to Rue de la Course or Morning Call. Between the aquarium and Riverwalk (a mall, which by the way was hit by a boat a few years ago), there's a cool waterfront park. There's a big fountain there, with various Spanish crests around it. I like to sit there and stare at the river sometimes. Strictly speaking, "downtown" includes the CBD and then some.

Mid-City landmarks include City Park, Mid-City Lanes Rock 'N' Bowl (a hole-in-the-wall bowling alley that features live music nightly), and the New Orleans Fair Grounds (where Jazz Fest is held).

The French Quarter you're probably familiar with. It is also called the Vieux Carre (French for Old Square). The reason it's the French Quarter is because that's where most of the French inhabitants lived. The CBD used to be called the American Quarter. Canal was the neutral ground. Because of this, we use the term "neutral ground" instead of "median". Just don't make the mistake of thinking the whole quarter is like Bourbon St. There are a lot of neat stores, the old mint, the French Market, Jackson Square, the St. Louis Cathedral, and the Cabildo (which used to be the rectry for the cathedral before the govt. took it over).

The lakefront is the part near Lake Ponchartrain. UNO is here, as are a number of retaurants.

Other

Beads are sold year-round, but we secretly mock anyone who buys beads except to throw them in a parade.

If I had to pick one street sign to represent New Orleans, it would be "One Way", with "No Left Turn" a close second. "Speed Limit" is probably last.

There aren't many airboats near here, no matter what you see on TV.

There's a bridge that goes across the widest part of Lake Ponchartrain (north-south). It's called Causeway and it's 24 miles long.

There are bars, clubs, and restaurants everywhere. Most of the bars don't ask for ID. Every night of the week, there are tons of places one can go to hear music.

There's a part of eastern New Orleans that has a large Vietnamese population.

There are a LOT of con-men near the French Quarter. Besides the infamous "where you got your shoes", there's this one game called Razzle that's pretty popular. I think it involves a board that you tilt to move a marble or something.
 

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Thanks a TON guys and gals for helping me out here. When I get the time I think I'll compile a list of places the game should head in New Orleans. Of course, I haven't had my first session yet, so I ought not get ahead of myself. Still, wow, this really helps flesh out the city. I think I'm going to start some more threads like this one about other topics. It's very cool.
 



I thought of a few more cultural tidbits for you.

The police in New Orleans have a reputation for being among the most corrupt in the country. I'm not saying they're all bad, but the stories I've heard... By the way, Louisiana is also reknowned for its corrupt politicians. Former Governor Edwin Edwards is in jail. A number people in the administration of the previous Mayor of New Orleans (Marc Morial) were also arrested or fired for corruption.

If I were running a campaign in New Orleans, I would almost definitely involve the (already mentioned by someone else) grave of voodoo queen Marie Laveau in some way.

Try to find some songs by Benny Grunch and the Bunch.

The Saints never win. We have a song about it:

Oh when the Saints
Win the Super Bowl
Oh when the Saints
Win the Super Bowl
Oh how I want
To still be livin'
When the Saints
Win the Super Bowl.

I don't know where you guys got that "marching in" stuff. :p

Red beans and rice is only served on Monday. Here's why. Monday was traditionally laundry day. (However, I have been able to find out why Monday was traditionally laundry day.) Before modern plumbing, this was a lot of work. Red beans and rice is easy to cook and doesn't require much attention, so one can set it cooking while doing the laundry. Even now, red beans and rice is the Monday special at most restaurants (particularly diners or Cajun or seafood restaurants; probably not at, e.g., Italian restaurants, but I've seen quite a few places serve it that I wouldn't have expected), and many of them don't serve it any other day of the week.

Popeye's chicken.

Lucky Dogs.

Dr. Morgus. I don't think I'm up to the task of explaining Dr. Morgus to you, but you should Google it.

Monkey hill in the Audubon Zoo. It's a sort of cultural icon. It used to be basically just a hill next to a stream. Now they've added playground equipment and stuff to it.

Roman candy. As far as I know, it's only sold in New Orleans. The guy drives around in a white horse-drawn cart, selling candy that's sort of like hard taffy. There's also a stationary one in the zoo (still a cart, just with no horse). It's 75 cents each and available in chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry. (You can find pictures on Google.)

There are a lot of weird people. Once, a friend and I were downtown, and this guy kept following us, saying, "I'm sorry," every so often. We never figured out what he was apologizing for. He followed us for about 5 minutes until we got back to our car.

Louisiana is a red state, and I don't mean politically; I mean Coke. After RiteAid bought the Louisiana chain K&B, they got special permission from Pepsi to ignore their exclusive contract in Louisiana, because most people here won't buy Pepsi. We never call it "pop" and rarely call it "soda". Some people say "soft drinks", but for most around here it's "Coke" -- even if it's Sprite or *shudder* Pepsi -- or "cold drinks" -- even when they aren't cold.

If you'd like to throw in a fancy restaurant somewhere, I'd use Gallatoire's, Arno's, or Commander's Palace (where Paul Prudhomme and Emeril used to work).

Read A Confederacy of Dunces. There's a statue of the main character on Canal Street.

You may have noticed that a lot of the roads here are terrible. We like to say that the reason there are so few "Speed Limit" signs posted is that you can't drive too fast without messing up your car.

This one's probably not useful, but a boat hit the Riverwalk mall a few years back.
 

Popeye's chicken is awesome. Ate there a lot back in the day.

They finally opened one up here in Vancouver, it's a bit of a drive, but I drive it :)
 

babomb said:
Lucky Dogs.

I forgot about Lucky Dogs! Both great and disgusting all at the same time. Street vendors for these things everywhere. On a college trip, a friend ate 13 in one evening. Lucky Dogs + Hand Grenades = Uggghhh. . .
 

I'm a little late to this thread, but I'm gonna chime in anyway.

I love new Orelans. I've been several times, and I'll be back as soon as I can. One of my favorite "touristy" places to spend time is Jean Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop - a very small, intimate pub. It was build back in the late 1700s, although I've heard various specific dates from locals. It really feels old though - and at night it's mostly candlelit (except around the bar). it's at the far end of Bourbon, almost to Esplanade.

Someone else mentioned the Causeway, and that's an interesting trip. Especially if you're like me, and didn't look too closely at the map when you're planning your first trip. I noticed a shortcut from Metairie over to I-10 via the Causeway (which avoids going through the city). About four miles onto the bridge, I couldn't see any land... Which made me somewhat nervous! When you add in the choppy gray waters of the Lake, it makes it even more interesting. If I recall correctly, it's the longest inland bridge in the world.

I'm not sure about your campaign, but you could set a cool chase scene though the French Market. It's part shops, part flea market - and always crowded. Lots of interesting things, even if they are mostly low quality imports. I could see a great scene where people are dashing though the crowds - darting in between the booths and tables down narrow isles! Perhaps ending as the people fleeing burst out of the Market and catch a cab, or head down into the Quarter.

I'll also second the LaLaurie Mansion as an interesting place with history. I've actually been inside the courtyard (just inside the door) and it's pretty creepy - although well appointed!

You also shouldn't overlook the Garden District. Old homes, big trees, and old-world charm. The air of history is pretty strong here. Notable residents include Anne Rice and Trent Reznor. Money, power, and history all converge here - just a streetcar ride from the Quarter.

I need to get to Priceline. You've got me all ready to get back for some gumbo!
 

I went to New Orleans this past Halloween and halloween 3 years ago. While I'm there it's "the hottest halloween it's been in a couple of years." Both times it was in the mid- to upper 80's in the classic heat before the storm. When the rain came it was nearly torrential.

Halloween has crowds of people in costume but other than Bourbon Street the crowds are quite manageable. (I go on Halloween b/c I have issues with large crowds) The east end of Bourbon street has two or three gay bars that spill into the street. I don't know if it was on purpose or not, but 90% of the throng filling the street was shirtless men in blue jeans with white T-shirts stuffed into a back pocket.

I visited the zoo, west of the French Quarter, via the trolley car. Not a particularly large zoo, it is laid out quite well and prevents you from realizing just how small it is through judicious landscaping. You can also get there by the riverboat, which might prove useful.

One place I remember is an antique weapon shop near Jackson Square. IIRC it mainly focused on colonial firearms and foreign melee weapons but it could be a nice link-up point for any number of supernatural beasties who have an assortment of old swords from would-be thieves.

Hope that helps.
 

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