Give Me Your Greyhawk Limericks!

[Barendd Nobeard]

Oho! Very good! Lessee...

I once fought the orcs on the Pomarj
Verbobonc grew elemental evil up quite large
Iggwilv's daughter I fought
Illithid kill with a thought
And these names are totally ridiculous.

Well ... it almost worked.

-The Gneech

I think I like that one the best. It's just the kind of "mess with the rhyme scheme" humor that makes me laugh.

 

[Malin Genie]

Obscure Planescape reference:

There once was a Githzerai sort,
Whose limericks always seemed short,
He obeyed, you see