Gnome Art Preview

[Snarls-at-Fleas]

First reactions: a bit of shock.
Second reaction: Damn! I like him!!!

 

[wedgeski]

Very cool, if you ask me. The age of plump short-asses is finally over!

 

[Kzach]

Gnomes deserve to die, horribly.

The only thing they're good for is getting punted by The Beast.

I mean, really, who's dumb idea was it to breed halflings and dwarves?

I've never allowed anyone to play a gnome in my games as they've never been a character race option in my games. My gnomes are evil, vicious, nature spirits that look like Chucky dolls.

4e finally got it right and eliminated them. Good riddance.

 

[Leatherhead]

http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/4dnd/artpreview

That's a gnome? He doesn't look anything like the gnome from the interview video. Looks more like an elf.

Black eyes, spiked hair, pointed ears. I think the only difference other than clothing is this gnome looks serious where the cartoon was comical.

 

[Guild Goodknife]

I really like the new fey'ish, pointy ears, black-eyed Gnome - i just wish he wasn't such a cross dresser

 

[LowSpine]

Gnomes need solving. A solution for gnomes. A final solution. Oh, I don't like where that went. Oh screw them they're gnomes.

 

[Staffan]

Gnomes need solving. A solution for gnomes. A final solution. Oh, I don't like where that went. Oh screw them they're gnomes.

You should take that up with Nibenay.

 

[Wormwood]

Very cool, if you ask me. The age of plump short-asses is finally over!

Exactly.

 

[Voss]

Francis got punted by an evil, emo tiefling.

He does look a bit like a tiefling. I can't tell if thats really supposed to be hair, or if gnomes have been crossbreeding with satyrs.

 

[Clavis]

Ugh! Every time I think I'm starting to like some things about 4th Edition (such as the sane stat-blocks, the way Demons and Devils are treated), WOTC comes out with boneheaded crap like the new Gnome. What, did they just tell the artist to paint a thin Halfling? Oh, I forgot, Halflings are now bayou-dwelling creoles. And Dryads are trees with breasts...