Good News and Bad News concerning the missing posts

[Jdvn1]

Happy Birthday!

Though, you can't even sleep in on your birthday...

 

[RangerWickett]

Wow, that's an epic battle indeed, RW. And I want a wand of vorpal missiles.

Your wish is my command: http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=164850

Vorpal Missile
Evocation
Level: Sor/Wiz 4
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)
Target: One creature
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: Yes

A disk-shaped missile of magical energy darts forth from your fingertip. If you succeed a ranged touch attack against your target, you deal 3d6 points of force damage. If your attack roll was a natural 20 and you confirm the critical hit, the missile severs the creature's head (if it has one) from its body. Some creatures, such as many aberrations and all oozes, have no heads. Others, such as golems and undead creatures other than vampires, are not affected by the loss of their heads. Most other creatures, however, die when their heads are cut off.

Inanimate objects are not damaged by the spell.

 

[JoeBlank]

Happy B-day, Spoony.

And thanks for all you do!

 

[Steve Jung]

Have a belated Happy Birthday, Michael.

 

[Steverooo]

AW, I MISSED IT!!! Here's hoping your B-day was a happy one, and you got lotsa spooning, Spooney Bard!

 

[BOZ]

getting older is still better than the alternative.

 

[Jdvn1]

getting older is still better than the alternative.

I age at a rate of 1 second every second.

 

[BOZ]

woah, that's freaky - that means you'll die of old age one day!

get away from me, man, it might be contagious...

 

[Knight Otu]

*pushes BOZ into Jdvn64*

 

[Jdvn1]

*Jdvn437 trips Knight Otu*