BEN: “Back to the smash!”
ROY: “Paki-smash?”
BEN: “I said back to the smash!”
ROY: “Ohh…”
GREGORI: “What the @#$% is wrong with you?”
ROY: “I attack the new guy…no…wait. I’m still engaged to the first guy.”
BEN: “Give the guy a ring, then you can be engaged to both of them.”
BEN: “While you are in a body cast, I write vulgarities over you….Like “I suck C@#$” with an arrow to your mouth.”
ROY: “With your intelligence of 7, you’ll spell it wrong…”I like dock!” Why did you spell 'me' with a 3?”
GM: “You kick the thug out the window. He falls thirty stories. Falling….Falling…finally, he crashes through the truck he arrived in. Any words to mark his defeat?”
BEN (best Schwarzegger accent): “Sub zero…now, plain zero!”
GM: “Can you do a little better then that?”
BEN: “GET TO DU CHAPPAAAA!!!”
GM: “You hear screams from the cafeteria.”
ROY: “I call up Ben….Ben, what’s going on?”
BEN: “COFFEE MACHINE BURNT MEEE!!!!”
ROY: “Ok, just checking…”
GM: “What’s your contact’s name?”
BEN: “I never gave him a name.”
ROY: “And you always complain about not having any role playing!”
GM: “Just give me a Japanese name.”
BEN: “Taka…”
GM: “Full name.”
BEN: “…Sharkattacka…”
GM: “Taka Sharkattacka. No way….something better.”
BEN: “Taka….Itsinmypantsa”
GREG: “Oh god is that a “Ho Ho?!”
BEN: “Whats a Ho Ho?”
ROY: “Its like a Ding-Dong.”
GM: “Ding Dong?!”
BEN: “Why have a Ding Dong when you can have King Dong”
GREG: “What?”
BEN: “It’s real.”
ROY: “They thought Ding Dong wasn’t enough, so they made King Dong.”
GM: “That is so awesome.”