Great Googly Moogly! Shiver me Gibbets! I'll be a monkey's uncle!

[Marius Delphus]

SURPRISE/AWE:
"Demon dogs!" (Kudos to any who remember this one.)
"By thunder!"
"Cheese!" (Seriously.)
"Great day in the morning!"

DISGUST/ANNOYANCE:
"I wouldn't touch that with a *stolen* 10-foot pole."
"Doesn't that just chap your [sensitive skin]."
"I'm sure to remember this at an inappropriate moment."
"I thought your *cooking* was rough."

HONESTY/CERTAINTY:
"By all that's holy."
"I swear on my [relative's] grave."
"As sure as I'm standing here."
"You bet your britches."

AGREEMENT/DISAGREEMENT:
"You aren't *half* right/wrong."
"True-spoken."/"False-spoken."
"Good form."/"Bad form."
"Your wisdom comes as petals from the fairest blossom."/"Your naivete comes as blight on the fair blossom."

 

[Datt]

"I have to go talk to a man about a horse." To say you have to go to the bathorom.
"Holy sh*t a flaming beaver!" To go to the bathroom outdoors.

"You're slower than Molasses in Hammer." for you FRCS fans.

"Whatever floats your boat."

 

[Privateer]

My favorite odd saying is "Busier then a cat coverin' crap on a marble floor."

 

[Ace]

SURPRISE/AWE:
"Demon dogs!" (Kudos to any who remember this one.)

Good old Thundaar the Barbarian

The other Thundaar'ism is

Lords of Light!

 

[The_lone_gunman]

Don't cloud the issue with facts. *mine*

Rest are from other sources:


After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box

All things good to know are difficult to learn

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep.

The anvil fears no blows.

Bed is the poor man's opera.

Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.

The best armor is to keep out of range

The big thieves hang the little ones.

The church is near, but the way is icy, The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully.

A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood

The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.

Do not employ handsome servants.

Do not speak of a rhinoceros if there is no tree nearby

Don't speak unless you can improve on the silence.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Examine what is said, not him who speaks.

The eyes believe themselves; the ears believe other people.




TLG

 

[Greybar]

Lone Gunman:

Ah, now those are some great ones. They don't smell like modern statements, so they won't feel weird being spoken by a PC or NPC in a fantasy or medieval game.

John

 

[Drawmack]

We could do that, but we could also paint ourselves blue and run around naked (one of my players acctually says this to stupid ideas in character - this is just an example but anything rediculous on the end works)

Did your parents play drop the baby often. (when another player does something stupid)

Oh look a good idea, nope forget it there it goes.