Grr!! More reasons to hate apple...

Relique du Madde

Relique du Madde

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Today I came home FROM my web design class to discover a nice little notice update on my computer which basically stated one thing: Steve Snobbs wants me to download his crappy browser software so that Crapple can invade my windows pc via IdiotTunes.

Why can't Internet Exploder and Stuparri just die? Its so much nicer and easier to design sites for Fire Fox especially since you know they will display better. Hell, I'd even settle for Windows and Apple only using standardized tags and attributes sets from the W3C and at least making sure that everything displays constantly w/o having to tweek up the css/html using hacks because of Apple's or Microsoft's whimps.
 

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So your world is so fragile that the fact that you got a notification that there's a new version of Safari is cause for wailing and gnashing of teeth?
 

Why bother with a reason, just hate. It's good for you!

As you might tell Apple is not my favorite brand, and not simply for their "trendier than thou" attitude.
 

Rackhir said:
So your world is so fragile that the fact that you got a notification that there's a new version of Safari is cause for wailing and gnashing of teeth?
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Are you unfamiliar with the purpose of the internet man? :)
 

Rackhir said:
So your world is so fragile that the fact that you got a notification that there's a new version of Safari is cause for wailing and gnashing of teeth?
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Try designing/developing a complex website so that it displays the correctly on Stfu-arri, Exploder, and Fire Fox and see how long you could last before you start wishing that Steven Jobs and Bill Gates were dead.
 

Relique du Madde said:
Today I came home FROM my web design class to discover a nice little notice update on my computer which basically stated one thing: Steve Snobbs wants me to download his crappy browser software so that Crapple can invade my windows pc via IdiotTunes.
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Hah, I thought I was the only one who referred to that company as Crapple. I just don't get the Cult of Steve Jobs. Apple's stuff always seems overhyped and overpriced to me, although Quicktime isn't too bad.
 

Steve Snobbs, Crapple, IdiotTunes, Internet Exploder and Stuparri? Wow, I'm so stunned by the clever proper noun tweaking that I don't even know what your actual complaint is.

But why did you also tweak Firefox into Fire Fox? Does making it two words help promote the idea that you feel Firefox* is superior to IE and Safari in some way I'm not getting?

*Posted with Firefox, on a Mac, if anyone cares.
 

Orius said:
I just don't get the Cult of Steve Jobs..
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If you ever watch the Revenge of the Nerds 3 (and I don't suggest you do), you will understand the Cult of Jobs's most terrifying secret: Steve Jobs IS a NERD!

Yes, I'm sad to say, Steve Jobs IS A NERD and he is afraid to let people know he IS a nerd. That is why he distanced himself from Steve Wozniac and that is why he orders his cult to belittle Wozniac whenever the Wozniac points out a flaw in an Apple product. This is also why the iMac guy is a skinny trendy douchey looking, since the Cult of Jobs want you to think that being skinny trendy and douchey is better then being a fat nerdy geek with glasses.

Cult of Jobs... I'm onto you.
 

Enforcer said:
Steve Snobbs, Crapple, IdiotTunes, Internet Exploder and Stuparri? Wow, I'm so stunned by the clever proper noun tweaking that I don't even know what your actual complaint is.

But why did you also tweak Firefox into Fire Fox? Does making it two words help promote the idea that you feel Firefox* is superior to IE and Safari in some way I'm not getting?

*Posted with Firefox, on a Mac, if anyone cares.
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The complaint was just frustration and venting after spending several hours running back and forth between two computer labs while tweeking a website only have itunes send Safarri (for windows) to my home pc as an "software update."

The misspelling of Firefox was not intentional..
 


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