This night I had a dream
Hello,
While I hadn't been active in this thread, at least since last board moving, I keep reading it each day. And today I have something to add
This night I had a dream. It was a very D&D dream, which is not unusual in my dreams. But it had some components I think would fit very well in the GttUCK. I'm not going to tell you all the dream (I think it wouldn't be appropiate, and I don't want to narrate my subconscious fantasies in a message board

), and I'm not going to tell you the role I played in my dream, only the stuff interesting for the GttUCK.
In my dream there was a very beautiful young woman, with a stuning body and an angelical face. She lived in a world of sword and sorcery, where magic is common and dragons are real. And she was cursed, she had a nasty and very GttUCKish curse on her: whenever she was going to arrive to the orgasm, she became ethereal until her arousal finished. She had never been able to live an orgasm, she was always left 'at the doorstep' of pleasure, near enough to know how wonderful it was, but never arriving to it. She wandered around searching an ethereal lover, to experiment true love. She believed if she arrived to the orgasm, she would be freed of the curse.
And this has inspired me a magical curse for the Guide:
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Horny Etherealness
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Transmutation
Level: Clr 4, Drd 4
Components: V, S, DF
Casting Time: 1 round
Range: Touch
Target: 1 mammal
Duration: Permanent
Saving Throw: Will negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
The target of this curse is doomed to never arrive to an orgasm. As soon as she/he/it arrives to peaky, as described by the sexual condition, the target shift to the ethereal plane until his sexual condition reverts to horny. This is a very frustrating situation, as the target never fulfill his desires, so the target must also do a Will save against DC of 14 + caster's Wisdom bonus or suffer a -2 moral penalty to all his actions for 10 minutes.
When the curse is bestowed, a 'ending clause' must be added, if the target fulfills that clause the curse ends. The classic ending clause is 'the curse will remain until the target arrives to an orgasm'.
The curse can be neither dispelled, not removed with a break enchantment or remove curse, only the fulfillement of the colause or a limited wish, miracle, or wish spell will end the curse.
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What do you think?