johnsemlak said:
I loved The sword and the sorceror as a kid.
What ever happened to that sequal announced in the credits, 'Tales of a forgotten Empire' or something like that?
This is amazing. When I saw this thread, I said to myself "I just gotta post Sword and Sorcerer...no one else will." Imagine my surprise when so many others liked it too!
To this day, the old timers in our group still quote this movie. There are SO many good lines. Some examples:
When surrounded by multiple enemies in a seemingly hopeless situation, glare at them and say "Who dies first?"
The bad guy, Cromwell, who IMO is one of the best ever, proves his huge cahones when he says this to an ancient resurrected sorcerer, after the sorcerer just ripped out someone's heart FROM A DISTANCE: "I will allow you to live as long as you serve me, betray me, and I will joyfully send you back to rot in hell."
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/swordsorcerer/swordsorcerer2.wav
And then there's the best line ever to start an adventure with: "Come now, let's be off. There's a battle in the offering! We've got kingdoms to save and women to love!"
However, I also have a question about the 3-bladed sword, which admittedly WAS a bit silly. How the heck was it in one piece again at the end after Cromwell sundered it?
JUST ADDED: Hey! After writing about this movie, I searched and found this site dedicated to it. Go there for no other reason than to see a picture of the goofy sword. Enjoy:
http://www.angelfire.com/film/swordandthesorcerer/
OO! Oo! But wait, there's MORE. Check out the trailer. Pay attention to the very first words spoken to understand the target audience of this movie.

Also see The Sword in action!
http://videodetective.com/home.asp?...=&CustomerID=14817&WM=True&Ads=True&Play=TRUE
Can you tell how much I love this movie? Hey, don't take my word for it, read how much Harry gushes over it and you'll begin to understand:
http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=4255