thatdarncat
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*hangs head* *writes note and leaves it for his clone to find*DrZombie said:
Hail to the computer Paranoia D20 Recruiting (3/5)
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PugioilAudacio
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[Groveling Mode]
Oh great and wonderous Friend Computer. You who make our lives worth living, and place a worth on our lives. Protector of the clone, obliterator of the commie. and ruler of the one AND ONLY Alpha Complex. I humbly submit a request, if it be fit in your camera lenses, that I be allowed to serve in the position of Troubleshooter. My cloned blood aches to do away with the commie threat, to
our wonderous paradise.
[/Groveling Mode]
Did I just write that?
Oh great and wonderous Friend Computer. You who make our lives worth living, and place a worth on our lives. Protector of the clone, obliterator of the commie. and ruler of the one AND ONLY Alpha Complex. I humbly submit a request, if it be fit in your camera lenses, that I be allowed to serve in the position of Troubleshooter. My cloned blood aches to do away with the commie threat, to
our wonderous paradise.[/Groveling Mode]
Did I just write that?
Nac Mac Feegle
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If (just hypothetically) one were never to have played paranoia before (this statement does not refer to any specific creature and/or non-creature sentient) would that creature and/or non creature (see previous disclaimer) be able to play in this game.
I deny everything.
I deny everything.
Maerdwyn
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Not that I would ever dream of speaking for High Programmer DrZombie, but I always enjoy playing this game with the uninitiated. Infrareds, if you will. In fact, I would be proud to nominate you as Team Leader, unless, of course, you have commie tendencies that would force you to decline 
PugioilAudacio
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Newbies are generally easily assimilated into the glorious world of the Computer. Check out http://www.paranoia-live.net or http://www.paranoia-rpg.com/ (Good intro here).
Nac Mac Feegle
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So does this have an IC and/or a plot yet?
Just wondering
(thanks, read the links)
Just wondering
(thanks, read the links)
Ghostknight
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Maerdwyn said:Not that I would ever dream of speaking for High Programmer DrZombie, but I always enjoy playing this game with the uninitiated. Infrareds, if you will. In fact, I would be proud to nominate you as Team Leader, unless, of course, you have commie tendencies that would force you to decline
No, no you really are doing him a disservice. He truly deserves to be the one to carry the experimental device being entrusted to us by R&D. Truly he is a clone that is worthy of such an honor as we all know he is no mutant or commie!
Maerdwyn
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Didn't know if this particular game was headed anywhere, but thought I'd post this bit of good news from Mongoose publishing:
http://www.mongoosepublishing.com/rpg/series.php?qsSeries=19
TRUST THE COMPUTER! THE COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND!
Greetings, citizen! THE COMPUTER has made you a TROUBLESHOOTER, a protector of the underground city of ALPHA COMPLEX. You and your fellow Troubleshooters will have lots of fun rooting out Communist mutant traitors. The Computer says so.
Members of treasonous secret societies like the Frankenstein Destroyers, the Illuminati, Psion, PURGE and the Sierra Club may attack, maim or blackmail you. Treasonous mutants with powers like Electroshock, Pyrokinesis, Charm, Puppeteer and Bureaucratic Intuition may shock you, incinerate you, subvert you, control you or bury you in paperwork. But it will be fun. The Computer says so, and The Computer is your friend.
Most fun of all is uncovering your fellow Troubleshooters' secret societies and mutations, accusing them of treason and persuading The Computer to terminate them -- before they do the same to you.
PARANOIA: The Roleplaying Game of a Darkly Humorous Future
Pursuant to Central Processing Unit directive 214.08.20/547.4 'Restoration of Classic RPGs to Print After Unduly Prolonged Absence,' Mongoose Publishing brings you PARANOIA XP, an entirely new edition of the classic science fiction game originally published in 1984. In service to a well-meaning but deranged Computer, you and your fellow players seek to eliminate traitors. Your deepest fear: Your fellow players will discover YOU are one of those traitors.
PARANOIA: A light-hearted game of backstabbing, treachery and guile, where trusting other players is a sure route to the termination centre. Get paranoid starting in August 2005. Or else!
PARANOIA IS FUN. OTHER GAMES ARE NOT FUN. BUY PARANOIA.
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The release schedule says it will be out in August 2004 - the release above says 2005. I'd say 2005 is more likely, but who knows?
http://www.mongoosepublishing.com/rpg/series.php?qsSeries=19
TRUST THE COMPUTER! THE COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND!
Greetings, citizen! THE COMPUTER has made you a TROUBLESHOOTER, a protector of the underground city of ALPHA COMPLEX. You and your fellow Troubleshooters will have lots of fun rooting out Communist mutant traitors. The Computer says so.
Members of treasonous secret societies like the Frankenstein Destroyers, the Illuminati, Psion, PURGE and the Sierra Club may attack, maim or blackmail you. Treasonous mutants with powers like Electroshock, Pyrokinesis, Charm, Puppeteer and Bureaucratic Intuition may shock you, incinerate you, subvert you, control you or bury you in paperwork. But it will be fun. The Computer says so, and The Computer is your friend.
Most fun of all is uncovering your fellow Troubleshooters' secret societies and mutations, accusing them of treason and persuading The Computer to terminate them -- before they do the same to you.
PARANOIA: The Roleplaying Game of a Darkly Humorous Future
Pursuant to Central Processing Unit directive 214.08.20/547.4 'Restoration of Classic RPGs to Print After Unduly Prolonged Absence,' Mongoose Publishing brings you PARANOIA XP, an entirely new edition of the classic science fiction game originally published in 1984. In service to a well-meaning but deranged Computer, you and your fellow players seek to eliminate traitors. Your deepest fear: Your fellow players will discover YOU are one of those traitors.
PARANOIA: A light-hearted game of backstabbing, treachery and guile, where trusting other players is a sure route to the termination centre. Get paranoid starting in August 2005. Or else!
PARANOIA IS FUN. OTHER GAMES ARE NOT FUN. BUY PARANOIA.
***********
The release schedule says it will be out in August 2004 - the release above says 2005. I'd say 2005 is more likely, but who knows?
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