Half Halfling vs Sporc (final round)

[Desdichado]

I've really only ever used a sporc at Taco Bell, but they're pretty handy.

 

[Umbran]

I've really only ever used a sporc at Taco Bell, but they're pretty handy.

Poor sporc - can't get a job as a waiter at any place better than Taco Bell...

 

[Piratecat]

Poor sporc - can't get a job as a waiter at any place better than Taco Bell...

That's racism! Up with sporcs!

 

[coyote6]

Sporcs, dorcs, erks, orves -- I thought there was a ban on portmanteaus?

Now, where did I leave my donkeyhorse?

 

[interwyrm]

What about the rare Full-Blooded Ling?

You know instead of half-lings.

Would half-halflings be quadrings?

 

[Umbran]

That's racism! Up with sporcs!

Racism? Hardly. I'm open minded - any way you want to raise your sporc up is fine by me. Just.... don't wave your sporc around in public, is all I'm sayin'.

What do you get when you cross a sporc with an ancient greek god in the form of a metallic dragon?

A titanium sporc!

 

[Rykion]

Poor sporc - can't get a job as a waiter at any place better than Taco Bell...

That's really a step up. I remember sporcs in the cafeteria back when I was in school.

Would half-halflings be quadrings?

Wouldn't they be quarterlings? I don't even want to know where quarter horses come from though.

 

[Theo R Cwithin]

I don't even want to know where quarter horses come from though.

That depends if you prefer white meat or dark meat. For dark, get a leg & thigh. For white get the breast & wing; even though the wing is dark, it's not very meaty--

Oh, wait, nevermind, I'm thinking of quarter-pegasus. My bad.