Handiest Super Power?

[Jon_Dahl]

I'd like to be super-positive no matter what happens.
Shapechanging, super luck, flight... These things can't make you happy. Well, not automatically at least. So super-positive mindset is my choice.

 

[blargney the second]

Best superpower? Wish at will as a spell-like ability.

Handiest superpower? Hydra limbs. Chop one off at the wrist, two replace it. Repeat until you are the handiest person ever.

 

[Umbran]

He couldn't teleport himself, but if he pointed at you, you ended up wherever he wanted you. In a prison cell, a thousand feet in the air, on the moon or in the sun.

Popinjay's power had a limitation - he could only teleport you to places he had personally been. Luckily, he was a private investigator who lived a varied life, and had been a lot of places...

 

[Man in the Funny Hat]

Flight.
But right now I'd settle for cavity-proof teeth.

 

[Wednesday Boy]

I think there's an argument for elongation. It's not the sexiest power...

I can already do that and it's damn sexy.

 

[Dice4Hire]

I've always like teleportation.

But for a non-flashy power, the power to read a book in a second, and understand the contents thoroughly.

Now that would be cool.

 

[Evilhalfling]

I mean this because I've been pondering the every-so-likely eventuality that the world would get zapped by a possibility phenomenon: everyone gets a wish, or a super power, or something.

actually this happened 3 years ago.

The ability to nullify the fact that everyone has super powers, because I don't want the world blowing up.

A friend of mine got the ability to reverse time so we went back and stopped the event. Really the world is full of A*holes with no sense of self control. Your better off. Trust me.

 

[Zelda Themelin]

Well. Telepathic powers could be nice. But then I would hate people more than now. Msybe not.

Teleportation would be nice. But I would use it steal stuff and probably be stupid and someone would kill me. So no.

Perfect heath and super-luck would be nice, but dunno. I lost my faint to good luck and heath many years ago, so I don't think it's my thing.

What I really would like to would be to grant other people's wishes. And ability to twist them. When again, people would ask stuff that would cause bad stuff for them anyhow so I would take it it anyhow. Yep I want to be evil genie of legend who sometimes is nice for really nice people. Mmh I can do this, in indirect kinda ways.

Ah there are other things. I want to be young again and have power "have faint in myself" again.

Or to be really talented at languages and mathematics and all art stuff. Or even one or too. I am painfully avarage.

I also want to kidnap often random punch of people in train/buss to some random fantasy world. And watch what my test subjects do, while suffering myself. I would hate that. Ah but to witness reactions of 30+ people would be totally worth it.

I want to remain forever as bodiless, dispassionate ghost to be able to witness the end of the universe. After this life naturally. Not in any hurry to that quite apperently.

I've thought up various interesting superpower options, alas only rally lame ones are available in this universe.

 

[SkredlitheOgre]

Over on Cracked, the After Hours series, they group decided the best super power to have was Zack Morris' (from Saved by the Bell) ability to stop time. I can't really argue with that.

 

[blargney the second]

I also want to kidnap often random punch of people in train/buss to some random fantasy world. And watch what my test subjects do, while suffering myself. I would hate that. Ah but to witness reactions of 30+ people would be totally worth it.

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test.