Happy Birthday!
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Vraille Darkfang
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I think you are now offically half way to the average life expantacy of the American Male.
You may begin your mid-life crisis now. I'd shy away from the sporty convertable and go for the Young Trophy Wife. After all, as a Gamer you should have all sort of female groupies.
Or, as a D-list Internet Celebrity you are entitled to a brief, intense sexual fling with either:
A) Paris Hilton.
B) Donald Trump's Hair.
C) Any female to have appeared on an MTV Reality Show with the belief 'It can further my career.'
D). If you were 20 years younger you could have got the Demi Moore Boy-Toy Consulation prize.
E) Mystery Guest behind Door number 5!
Happy B-Day Eric!!!
You may begin your mid-life crisis now. I'd shy away from the sporty convertable and go for the Young Trophy Wife. After all, as a Gamer you should have all sort of female groupies.
Or, as a D-list Internet Celebrity you are entitled to a brief, intense sexual fling with either:
A) Paris Hilton.
B) Donald Trump's Hair.
C) Any female to have appeared on an MTV Reality Show with the belief 'It can further my career.'
D). If you were 20 years younger you could have got the Demi Moore Boy-Toy Consulation prize.
E) Mystery Guest behind Door number 5!
Happy B-Day Eric!!!
nerfherder
Adventurer
Happy Birthday back at ya!EricNoah said:Thanks guys! It looks like there are a lot of Halloween birthdays on EN World -- so Happy Birthday to my fellow trick/treaters.
Cheers,
Liam
Steve Jung
Explorer
Happy birthday to all you Halloweeners.
Blue_Kryptonite
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Coming back from CoV a little late, but belated happy happy to our founding father and his unholy brethren. Many happy returns.
Bront
The man with the probe
What happened to all of the above?Vraille Darkfang said:I think you are now offically half way to the average life expantacy of the American Male.
You may begin your mid-life crisis now. I'd shy away from the sporty convertable and go for the Young Trophy Wife. After all, as a Gamer you should have all sort of female groupies.
Or, as a D-list Internet Celebrity you are entitled to a brief, intense sexual fling with either:
A) Paris Hilton.
B) Donald Trump's Hair.
C) Any female to have appeared on an MTV Reality Show with the belief 'It can further my career.'
D). If you were 20 years younger you could have got the Demi Moore Boy-Toy Consulation prize.
E) Mystery Guest behind Door number 5!
Happy B-Day Eric!!!
Happy B-day Eric
