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[Aeson]

One of the potential nominees for pope is apparently an Italian Cardinal named Pierbattista Pizzaballa. If you wrote a book and named an Italian character that you'd be mocked to the end of the world.

The intergalactic mobster known as Pizzaballa was trapped in his limousine and ate himself to DEATH.

 

[J.Quondam]

One of the potential nominees for pope is apparently an Italian Cardinal named Pierbattista Pizzaballa. If you wrote a book and named an Italian character that you'd be mocked to the end of the world.

He should wear a hat and call it "Pineappleballa".

 

[trappedslider]

superman for pope! he has the hat already

 

[Aeson]

I suppose the Popemobile wouldn't be needed?

Is it too soon for Pope adjacent jokes?

 

[trappedslider]

I suppose the Popemobile wouldn't be needed?

Only for keeping people from bum rushing him

 

[Mad_Jack]

The movie Lifeforce sounds familiar, so I'm going to say I was reintroduced to it and Mathilda May today.

I'd forgotten Patrick Stewart was in that... Matilda May was sooo hot in that film.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I suppose the Popemobile wouldn't be needed?

Is it too soon for Pope adjacent jokes?

Nah.

 

[Mad_Jack]

I kinda feel sorry for the next guy - liberal, conservative, whatever, he's gonna get judged and hammered on every single thing he does. Following Francis is gonna be like following Kennedy.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Popes are punching bags. It’s part of the job description that you have to have a bit of toughness to do the work.

 

[Aeson]

I have started to wonder if Cheeto Mussolini's tariff war could impact my job. Newprint, ink, printing press parts. I'm really surprised oil prices and fuel prices haven't skyrocketed yet.

I was told last year they had a hard date of 12/25/2025 to stop delivering. That had since changed due to cost cutting efforts to indefinite. That was before Schmuck A L'orange part deux.