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Happy Harry challenges the Dark Jester!
- Thread starter MidKnight
- Start date
graydoom
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"Oh hoho! Appreciate it you may not, but suffer through it you shall!"
"For I find your uncle to be boorish, your world to be slovenly, and your moves to be brazen."
"Hehe. I may tell bad jokes, but at least I'm not a boor! Nyah to you, fool, for you are more of a fool than a fool!"
The jester brandishe's his fool's sceptre and laughs madly.
"Oh, how I love insults! But regardless... they are not needed. This match shall be a six flag speed strategy match. Oh ho, for the voices within have declared so!"
The Laughing Jester of Swords, Former Lord of the Paradoxial Palace of Opulence
Dark Warrior 1
Signature Style (Sword), Unholy Warrior, Master of Shadows, Poison Blade, Sneaky Trick, Dirty Trick, Foul Spirit
Fool's Sceptre
4 Yen
2-2
"For I find your uncle to be boorish, your world to be slovenly, and your moves to be brazen."
"Hehe. I may tell bad jokes, but at least I'm not a boor! Nyah to you, fool, for you are more of a fool than a fool!"
The jester brandishe's his fool's sceptre and laughs madly.
"Oh, how I love insults! But regardless... they are not needed. This match shall be a six flag speed strategy match. Oh ho, for the voices within have declared so!"
The Laughing Jester of Swords, Former Lord of the Paradoxial Palace of Opulence
Dark Warrior 1
Signature Style (Sword), Unholy Warrior, Master of Shadows, Poison Blade, Sneaky Trick, Dirty Trick, Foul Spirit
Fool's Sceptre
4 Yen
2-2
graydoom
First Post
The jester's first hand
[23:12] <MeowthBot> 1: The hammer swims next to the palace; avoids the terror of the dark sunbeam!
[23:12] <MeowthBot> 2: The rabbit speaks with the pond; parries the terror of the invisible blade!
[23:12] <MeowthBot> 3: The manticore punches the gate; menacingly parts the punch of the teardrop!
[23:12] <MeowthBot> 4: The west wind invades the hells; negates the edge of the four winds and seeks in the midst of the punch of the fire!
[23:12] <MeowthBot> 5: The needle glides higher than the desert; powerfully dodges the chaos of the flame!
[23:12] <MeowthBot> 1: The hammer swims next to the palace; avoids the terror of the dark sunbeam!
[23:12] <MeowthBot> 2: The rabbit speaks with the pond; parries the terror of the invisible blade!
[23:12] <MeowthBot> 3: The manticore punches the gate; menacingly parts the punch of the teardrop!
[23:12] <MeowthBot> 4: The west wind invades the hells; negates the edge of the four winds and seeks in the midst of the punch of the fire!
[23:12] <MeowthBot> 5: The needle glides higher than the desert; powerfully dodges the chaos of the flame!
MidKnight
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Happy Harry digs into his burlap sack and produces forth a scroll. Upon it is written:
<MeowthBot> 1: The rat sweeps within the dungeon; shields against the slash of the battlements!
<MeowthBot> 2: The fox slashes the tundra; protects against the punch of the wyrm!
<MeowthBot> 3: The claw lies from the swamp; defends against the speed of the earth!
<MeowthBot> 4: The fang punches the palace; absorbs the kick of the moon!
<MeowthBot> 5: The sword rides higher than the river; leaps over the efforts of the steam!
<MeowthBot> 1: The rat sweeps within the dungeon; shields against the slash of the battlements!
<MeowthBot> 2: The fox slashes the tundra; protects against the punch of the wyrm!
<MeowthBot> 3: The claw lies from the swamp; defends against the speed of the earth!
<MeowthBot> 4: The fang punches the palace; absorbs the kick of the moon!
<MeowthBot> 5: The sword rides higher than the river; leaps over the efforts of the steam!
MidKnight
First Post
Harry draws forth another scroll.
<MeowthBot> 1: The manta ray slashes underneath the fountain; scatters the throw of the battlements!
<MeowthBot> 2: The hammer strikes the badlands; sweeps from the roar of the moon!
<MeowthBot> 3: The tree parts the wastelands; conceals the descent of the leaf!
<MeowthBot> 4: The rabbit drowns the forest; dodges the chi of the rainbow!
<MeowthBot> 5: The dagger tumbles through the tower; guards against the chi of the mind!
<MeowthBot> 1: The manta ray slashes underneath the fountain; scatters the throw of the battlements!
<MeowthBot> 2: The hammer strikes the badlands; sweeps from the roar of the moon!
<MeowthBot> 3: The tree parts the wastelands; conceals the descent of the leaf!
<MeowthBot> 4: The rabbit drowns the forest; dodges the chi of the rainbow!
<MeowthBot> 5: The dagger tumbles through the tower; guards against the chi of the mind!
graydoom
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The jester's second hand
[23:26] <MeowthBot> 1: The cherry blossom drops upon the mesa; shreds the motion of the leaf! *yen*
[23:26] <MeowthBot> 2: The turtle strikes in the midst of the glade; conceals the efforts of the willow then it rides across the touch of the cat!
[23:26] <MeowthBot> 3: The panther spins facing the well; parries the gaze of the lightning!
[23:26] <MeowthBot> 4: The thorn drifts on top of the glade; guards against the efforts of the orchid!
[23:26] <MeowthBot> 5: The claw bashes the swamp; shields against the punch of the orchid!
[23:26] <MeowthBot> 1: The cherry blossom drops upon the mesa; shreds the motion of the leaf! *yen*
[23:26] <MeowthBot> 2: The turtle strikes in the midst of the glade; conceals the efforts of the willow then it rides across the touch of the cat!
[23:26] <MeowthBot> 3: The panther spins facing the well; parries the gaze of the lightning!
[23:26] <MeowthBot> 4: The thorn drifts on top of the glade; guards against the efforts of the orchid!
[23:26] <MeowthBot> 5: The claw bashes the swamp; shields against the punch of the orchid!
graydoom
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The jester's third hand
[23:32] <MeowthBot> 1: The tiger tracks with the desert; absorbs the violence of the ape!
[23:32] <MeowthBot> 2: The monkey shreds the ravine; averts the beauty of the four winds! *yen*
[23:32] <MeowthBot> 3: The mantis seeks within the lake; unfailingly wards off the chaos of the fell dagger!
[23:32] <MeowthBot> 4: The chimera dodges by the badlands; protects against the cut of the four winds!
[23:32] <MeowthBot> 5: The tree flies upon the mesa; avoids the thrust of the soul!
[23:32] <MeowthBot> 1: The tiger tracks with the desert; absorbs the violence of the ape!
[23:32] <MeowthBot> 2: The monkey shreds the ravine; averts the beauty of the four winds! *yen*
[23:32] <MeowthBot> 3: The mantis seeks within the lake; unfailingly wards off the chaos of the fell dagger!
[23:32] <MeowthBot> 4: The chimera dodges by the badlands; protects against the cut of the four winds!
[23:32] <MeowthBot> 5: The tree flies upon the mesa; avoids the thrust of the soul!
MidKnight
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Harry produces yet another scroll...
<MeowthBot> 1: The spider spins upon the ravine; guards against the efforts of the flame!
<MeowthBot> 2: The sword leaps over the village; defends against the speed of the vermin as it parries the descent of the comet!
<MeowthBot> 3: The kama stands before the caves; wards off the push of the lightning!
<MeowthBot> 4: The balancing thorn removes the river; reduces the aggression of the plant!
<MeowthBot> 5: The tiger obliterates the temple; absorbs the onslaught of the willow!
<MeowthBot> 1: The spider spins upon the ravine; guards against the efforts of the flame!
<MeowthBot> 2: The sword leaps over the village; defends against the speed of the vermin as it parries the descent of the comet!
<MeowthBot> 3: The kama stands before the caves; wards off the push of the lightning!
<MeowthBot> 4: The balancing thorn removes the river; reduces the aggression of the plant!
<MeowthBot> 5: The tiger obliterates the temple; absorbs the onslaught of the willow!
MidKnight
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Harry starts to run out of scrolls...
<MeowthBot> 1: The sword splits the knoll; shields the touch of the clouds!
<MeowthBot> 2: The panther impales the heavens; reduces the gaze of the dark sunbeam!
<MeowthBot> 3: The frog obliterates the vale; brilliantly negates the assailment of the steam!
<MeowthBot> 4: The blizzard assails the vineyard; dodges the onslaught of the vermin!
<MeowthBot> 5: The rose petal devastates the hells and ferociously slaughters Shangtung Mountain; blocks the edge of the stars!
<MeowthBot> 1: The sword splits the knoll; shields the touch of the clouds!
<MeowthBot> 2: The panther impales the heavens; reduces the gaze of the dark sunbeam!
<MeowthBot> 3: The frog obliterates the vale; brilliantly negates the assailment of the steam!
<MeowthBot> 4: The blizzard assails the vineyard; dodges the onslaught of the vermin!
<MeowthBot> 5: The rose petal devastates the hells and ferociously slaughters Shangtung Mountain; blocks the edge of the stars!
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