Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

[Crothian]

Yes, I am a fan. ("and the 'biggest understatement' award goes to....)
P.S. Why are you guys talking about shark porn?

"I'd like to thank my parents and God. Without them I never could have achived the "Biggest Understatement Award". "

And about that other thing, that's just Ranger REG. He's way out there in paradise and I really think at times it gets to him. He may be a Rainbow Warrior. I'm not sure if he's enrolled there or not.

 

[Piratecat]

It is the norm for adult film industry to do a porn version of a popular mainstream film, but I couldn't find any HP clone.

"Hairy Poppedher and her Chamber of Secrets"?

Pardon me. I'm going to go scrub myself with a metal brush, now. I need to be cleansed. *shiver*

 

[Crothian]

"Hairy Poppedher and her Chamber of Secrets"?

Pardon me. I'm going to go scrub myself with a metal brush, now. I need to be cleansed. *shiver*

I was wondering who would be the first to suggest a title. I never guessed it would be Piratecat!!

 

[KnowTheToe]

Yes, I am a fan. ("and the 'biggest understatement' award goes to....)
P.S. Why are you guys talking about shark porn?

I think it is a reference to friends. I remember seeing part of an episode where Monica finds Chandler polishing his tool and he flips the channel very quickly and it is a shark video. Monica thought he was getting excited about the sharks and bought a few shark videos to try and get Chandler in the mood.

 

[Ranger REG]

I was wondering who would be the first to suggest a title. I never guessed it would be Piratecat!!

Wow, and I thought I'm the only "naughty" gamer on this board.

As for the second HP film, I'll probably do what I did last time, skip the theater and get the DVD.

P.S. Yes, it was an inside joke from Friends. Originally it was planned to be a Barney porn but the lawyers for the Purple Dinosaur cried infringement. No word from Steven Spielberg's lawyers, though.

 

[Pielorinho]

Eh. I moderately enjoyed the books, but I despised the first movie. I'll probably take my nine-year-old triplet cousins to go see this one too, because I'm a good cousin (my girlfriend, who will probably go with me, is a great cousin's girlfriend). Maybe I'll get drunk first -- it'll be over Thanksgiving, after all.

What I'm really looking forward to (no, besides The Two Towers) (hey, what would be the porn title for that?) is Prisoner of Azkaban, which is gonna be directed by a real live actual director. I've not seen anything by Alfonso Cuarón (of "The Little Princess" and "Y Tu Mamá También"), but I've heard good things about him, and he's apparently signed on for the third movie.

Daniel

 

[Enchantress]

Yeah, the third book was definetely my fav. too.

 

[DanMcS]

What I'm really looking forward to (no, besides The Two Towers) (hey, what would be the porn title for that?)

Pretty much no change.

 

[Kai Lord]

Just saw it today and I have to say it's very good.

Too bad its opening opposite the sure-fire Steven Seagal mega-blockbuster "Half Past Dead". Harry Potter will be lucky to make a dime.

 

[Ranger REG]

Wow, Kai Lord. You've mastered the art of sarcasm.

Personally, I can't stand watching Steven Seagal or Jean-Claude Van Damme anymore.