Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

[Ranger REG]

"Hairy Poppedher and her Chamber of Secrets"?

OMG! I've just seen the promo trailer on Late Night with Conan O'Brien (Friday).

 

[Tewligan]

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Too bad its opening opposite the sure-fire Steven Seagal mega-blockbuster "Half Past Dead". Harry Potter will be lucky to make a dime.

Yeah, I drove by the theater last night and saw all of those kids dressed up and waiting to get in to see "Half Past Dead." They had all gained like 50 extra pounds and had their hair tied back in ponytails.

 

[Enchantress]

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Yeah, I drove by the theater last night and saw all of those kids dressed up and waiting to get in to see "Half Past Dead." They had all gained like 50 extra pounds and had their hair tied back in ponytails.

Crap! That was YOU????!!!!

 

[Grim]

"Hairy Poppedher and her Chamber of Secrets"?

Pardon me. I'm going to go scrub myself with a metal brush, now. I need to be cleansed. *shiver*

Actually, the local radio station did a sound-byte parody thing called "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sex" a while back, with certain lines being... re arranged suitibly...

 

[Enchantress]

Actually, the local radio station did a sound-byte parody thing called "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sex" a while back, with certain lines being... re arranged suitibly...

That is wrong on so many levels. It is only the second book, so he's only twelve.
Excuse me while I go cleanse my mind.

 

[Crothian]

That is wrong on so many levels. It is only the second book, so he's only twelve.
Excuse me while I go cleanse my mind.

Many things on the radio make me feel this way.

 

[Enchantress]

Many things on the radio make me feel this way.

What station do you listen to?

 

[Crothian]

What station do you listen to?

None. Occasionally I will listen to the classic station run out of Ohio State Unbiversity, but any of the modern stations have DJs that annoy me, stupid contests, and all around lousy formats. Of course that is only my most humble opinion.

 

[Hand of Vecna]

What I'm really looking forward to... is Prisoner of Azkaban, which is gonna be directed by a real live actual director.

And Chris Columbus isn't a "real live actual director"?

Last time I checked he wasn't undead...

And, yes, Alfonso Cuarón has signed up to direct Prisoner of Azkaban and Goblet of Fire.

 

[Ranger REG]

so he's only twelve.

Excuse me while I go cleanse my mind.

Trust me, I remembered when I was 12 once. Half the boys in my neighborhood already got a stack of a certain magazine hidden in the sock drawer before we hit 13.

At least Daniel Radcliffe is normal for a boy. He is a WWF/WWE fan.