Hasbro has destroyed the game!
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And I beheld when they had ordained the sixth layoff, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the players' handbook became black as sackcloth of hair, and the DMG became as blood;
And the miniatures on my table fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind.
And the e-tools departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every Dwarven Forge and Hirst Arts Mould were moved out of their places.
And the DM's of the earth, and the great players, and the rich Player Characters, and the munchkins, and the power gamers, and every role-player, and every roll-player, hid themselves in the dens and in the basements of their parent's houses;
And said to the dens and the basements, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of them that Doomed D&D on the throne, and from the wrath of Hasbro:
For the great day of Hasbro's wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?
The above is a work of satire, and not menat to be taken as seriously, nor a defamation of Wizards of the Coast, or of Hasbro.
Simply put, Hasbro will make the business decisions as it best will, and D&D will not come to an end tomorrow, or the next day, for a long time to come. As long as a gamer has an idea for a good product, Dungeons and Dragons will continue.
Thanks, Kai Lord!
And the miniatures on my table fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind.
And the e-tools departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every Dwarven Forge and Hirst Arts Mould were moved out of their places.
And the DM's of the earth, and the great players, and the rich Player Characters, and the munchkins, and the power gamers, and every role-player, and every roll-player, hid themselves in the dens and in the basements of their parent's houses;
And said to the dens and the basements, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of them that Doomed D&D on the throne, and from the wrath of Hasbro:
For the great day of Hasbro's wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?
The above is a work of satire, and not menat to be taken as seriously, nor a defamation of Wizards of the Coast, or of Hasbro.
Simply put, Hasbro will make the business decisions as it best will, and D&D will not come to an end tomorrow, or the next day, for a long time to come. As long as a gamer has an idea for a good product, Dungeons and Dragons will continue.
Thanks, Kai Lord!
jgbrowning
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nothing
i didn't do nuthing... i swear.. not a thing.. nothing to see here, move along.....
HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR
joe b.
Nightfall said:
Really? What did he do now?
i didn't do nuthing... i swear.. not a thing.. nothing to see here, move along.....
HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR
joe b.
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Nightfall said:
Really? What did he do now?
Check out his "quiz" in the rules forum:
http://enworld.cyberstreet.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=23296
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