Help ban all Uwe Boll movies from the nation of Titulia!

Firebeetle

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Many people are united in their hatred for directive hack Uwe Boll, who made such dreck out of once viable properties such as "BloodRayne", "Alone in the Dark", and "Dungeon Siege"

All though most modern nations have such strong protections on free speech that this director is allowed to continue his diabolic work, releasing one horrid film upon another on the public, the young, virtual nation of Titulia has no such protections.

One brave citizen (OK, it's me) has called for the banning of Uwe Boll from the nation of Titulia:

http://www.titulia.com/index.php?page=topic,id=367

Join Titulia as a citizen and vote on this proposal. We have the chance to create at least one safe place in this world from Uwe Boll; in the name of all that is decent we should take it.
 

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I think people waste too much time complaining about an artist they don't care for. If you don't like the guys movies, don't watch them and leave it at that. It's not like the dude has a monopoly on crappy movies.

The bile I see spewed this guy's way makes me sad for humanity. Besides, unless I'm confusing him with another director fans seem to love to hate, he just thrives on all the negativity anyway.

Save yourself, and instead of "voting" go watch a movie you actually like!
 

I hate him because I like video games, and he's almost single-handedly turned "video game movie" into a joke. That said, not going to bother with this. I once signed some petition online to get him to stop making movies, but I just don't care any more. Maybe if he poisoned a good JRPG movie prospect, I'd get angry again. Or Zelda. Oh, lord, if he ever puts his sick hands on the legend of zelda...
 


0.o Really? I don't think you have to worry. The only video games that Uwe Boll is interested in are those with lucrative licenses. Titulia has nothing to worry about. Now if Titulia was Simsville, I'd worry.
 
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I heard that some of his non-video game movies aren't that bad.

I havn't seen Postal yet, but some say it's quite funny.

Dungeon Siege was mediocre (which is a compliment for him, LOL).
Far Cry was not uber bad as well (nowhere near Bloodrayne).

He certainly hasn't made a good movie, yet, though. ;)

Bye
Thanee
 


You'll be glad to know that Mr. Boll got two Golden Rasberry awards at this year's ceremony. He was already set to receive Worst Career Achievement but he also got Worst Director.

Paris Hilton won Worst Actress (for The Hottie and the Nottie) and Supporting Actress (for Repo! The Genetic Opera).

The rest of the "winners":

Worst Picture: The Love Guru

Worst Actor: Mike Myers, The Love Guru

Worst Supporting Actor: Pierce Brosnan, Mamma Mia!

Worst Screen Couple: Paris Hilton and either Christine Larkin or Joel David Moore, The Hottie and the Nottie

Worst Screenplay: The Love Guru

Worst Prequel, Remake, Ripoff, or Sequel: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
 

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