Help me cover a Tavern Bathroom Wall with Grafitti

[Dioltach]

If the gap between the stall door and the floor is about a foot, a warning on the inside of the door, right at the bottom: "Beware halflings!"

(I just threw out my three books of collected graffiti ...)

 

[Corbert]

Pelor's watching you poop.

After a comment one of my players made about trying to find a "Pelor Store" I think I'm going to spring that on him, in several places .

 

[Remathilis]

Mialee has slimy doom.
Tordek is a bard.
the poop of Vecna. ->

(Replace names with other proper nouns, as needed)

 

[Cathix]

"Don't eat their food or you will be sitting here later, like me."

arrow ----> "Too late!"

 

[Sunderstone]

"Bree-Yark does not mean Hey Rube, but it helps me push".

 

[mythusmage]

"Go not to the elves for wisdom, for they are usually too stoned to make any sense."

"Why are dwarfs so grumpy? Because they're always a little short."

"Gnolls, biker hyenas."

 

[starwolf]

"Flush Twice! Its a long way to (Sharn/Greyhawk/Waterdeep etc.)"

-----------> Flush?

 

[Owen K.C. Stephens]

The Company of the Red Wand respectfully requests you not use this facility from dusk to dawn on the next night of the full moon. We're exploring the sewers and...
We'd just appreciate it if you clenched for a few hours.

 

[Henry]

"For a hot time, see Imix."

"GNOLL da Bounty Hunter waz here."

"18 CHA 555-1212"

 

[Ghendar]

My dad had an armor class of -5