help with sewer monsters

IcyCool said:
Man, given the average Int of an Otyugh, I can just see the boss monologue now...

PCs: "Before we fight, why don't you tell us your master plan?"
Otyugh: "I like poop."
PCs: "Umm, what?"
Otyugh: "Do you have poop?"

Oh c'mon, you can't tell me that isn't brilliant. After foiling the schemes of a tribe of kobolds and their otyugh overlord, finding out the whole motivation is 'I like poop and feeling important'? You'll never forget it. :D

Heh, you just work it where the otyugh is the figurehead, bullying the rest of the denizens into doing its bidding (it is big and scary after all), but the kobold attendants are really the smart ones pulling the strings.

Thank you though. The whole 'do you have poop' thing has had me laughing for minutes straight now.
 

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IcyCool said:
Man, given the average Int of an Otyugh, I can just see the boss monologue now...

PCs: "Before we fight, why don't you tell us your master plan?"
Otyugh: "I like poop."
PCs: "Umm, what?"
Otyugh: "Do you have poop?"

I love it, this made me laugh and is joining my sig!

and good idea on the two awakened dire rat attendents pulling the strings

~The Trash Heap has spoken Nyyyyah!~
 

how about some smuck stuck cleaning out the sewers? :lol:
Sorry I just read this...It just an example of there are jobs worse than yours.

Sewage divers submerge in murky world
Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:32 AM ET By Monica Medel

MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - Julio Cesar Cu wanted to be an oceanographer but instead he swims through foul-smelling sewage in underground tunnels where the occasional dead body bobs beside excrement and car parts.

Paid just $400 a month to de-clog the miles of sewage tunnels running beneath the Mexican capital, diver Cu comes across the nastiest of flotsam.

"The oddest have been dead animals, animal heads, dead people," he said. "Unfortunately a lot of bodies end up here."

Cu's job is to prevent blockages in tunnels of up to 20-feet (6-meter) wide that could cause sewage to flood onto city streets. "Once, we fished out car parts which I think would have fit together to make a whole car," he said.

It is so dark down amid the cold liquid waste of some 18 million inhabitants that Cu and his three fellow divers cannot see and have to feel their way along the tunnel walls.

Dressed in a thick red wetsuit, Cu pulls debris out with his hands or unblocks tunnels with a stick.

The divers receive air through a tube connected to the surface and are attached to a safety harness to stop them being swept away, as happened to one colleague 21 years ago who died in a torrent of filthy water while clearing a blockage.

One of 10 brothers from a poor family, Cu did not have enough money to finance studies to become an oceanographer. He began diving at 18 and soon became a scuba instructor.

He later took a job clearing debris out of the aging Mexico City sewers, and has been immersed in the brown stuff ever since.

"I like diving as a sport. As a job I like it even more," he said. "I do a job that benefits a lot of people."

He and his team inspect the deepest 103-mile (166-km) section of the sewers, through which 9,200 gallons (35,000 liters) of liquid pour ever second.

Some of the city's sewers are open, allowing debris to fall in, or be dumped.

At the end of each shift, the divers scrub their wetsuits with detergent, removing the stink of urine and rotten waste.​

lets recap...they'll find dead animal parts, dead animals, dead people parts, dead people, parts of wagons, it'll smell bad, ruin their equipment if they do not clean it, they won't be able to see, and the current will be very strong in places.
 

Scribble said:
Man...

Now I'm sitting here wondering just how in someone's life they decide to take up the career of Sewer Druid...

Kobold sewer druid! There's your boss, right there... Plus it gives the PCs a reason to fight all these great sewer creatures that people have been suggesting.

As for the motivation -- when I was little there was this news story about a group of runaway kids who had taken to living in the sewer, calling it the "Halls of Hell." At the time I'm sure it reflected badly on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. But maybe these kobolds were outcast from their tribe, travelled upstream from their swamp, and found a way into the sewers below the city. They could be using the sewer system to creep into back alleys during the night and pull robberies, which gives the PCs a reason to investigate the sewers in the first place. When they do, they find that the kobold sewer druid has befriended all the rats and reptiles... maybe the kobolds could be using lizards as mounts? This sounds like fun, maybe I'll use it my campaign, too.
 

Sejs said:
Thank you though. The whole 'do you have poop' thing has had me laughing for minutes straight now.

You're welcome! :D I'm not sure I can claim total credit. It is reminiscent of something Hypersmurf posted about a conversation with an Otyugh. I did a quick look for it, but couldn't find the thread.

Tonguez said:
I love it, this made me laugh and is joining my sig!

:D
 


very good ideas so far!!

love the poop thing..ehehe

the picture is
4 level 5 pcs : 2 fighters, 2 mages, and one mage dont have much offensive spells..
 




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