Uriel
Living EN World Judge
Githzerei are VERY +2 EC. I have one playing in one of my games on here now, and he is a terror to the poor troglodytes and Shadow Mastiffs...poor them. +6 Dex...ugh.
3.0? (clears taste from his mouth)
I like the 'states invaded yet canada is still free' nonsens..er, i mean 'flavor' Jemal. Perhaps you folks kept them out with this spell?
Wave of Poutine
Summoning/Plane of Cholesterol
Level 9
Componants: Potatoes,curd cheese,gravy
Casting Time: 1 Round.
Range: 100+25/Level.
Effect:One monstrous wave of bubbly goodness, 300' radius burst.
Duration: Until you can get it cleaned off (good luck)/1R/ level/
Saving Throw: Reflex negates, then Fort <see below>
Spell Resistance None
Perhaps one of the most deadly spells ever created,Wave of Poutine summons the very embodiment of Cholesterol to defend the land. First used by the Can-Orcs of Ke-bekk, the spell was greatly influential in defeating the Umerek-An Hobgoblin tribe to the south when that aggressor state came calling.
Wave of Poutine summons a massive wave of potatoes cut into lengths some 8 feet long, covered by bubbling curd cheese and savory gravy. This morass of malicious caloric doom can be averted by a Reflex save, failing this, however offers dire consequences. Those stuck in the Poutine take 1D6/level of initial damage (half suffocation and half burning from the bubbling cheese and gravy),there is no save for this, thogh Resistances help as normal. In addition, a Fort save is required to avoid the 1D6 Con drain every round, as the Poutine adheres to the victim, literally bloating them bigger and bigger with all of the calories touching them. When Con is reduced to 0, the victim dies of cardiac arrest, as well as simultaneously exploding from the bloating (doing 4D6 damage to all within 10 feet).
<I don't expect for all to get the joke, but the can-orcs on here will>

3.0? (clears taste from his mouth)
I like the 'states invaded yet canada is still free' nonsens..er, i mean 'flavor' Jemal. Perhaps you folks kept them out with this spell?
Wave of Poutine
Summoning/Plane of Cholesterol
Level 9
Componants: Potatoes,curd cheese,gravy
Casting Time: 1 Round.
Range: 100+25/Level.
Effect:One monstrous wave of bubbly goodness, 300' radius burst.
Duration: Until you can get it cleaned off (good luck)/1R/ level/
Saving Throw: Reflex negates, then Fort <see below>
Spell Resistance None
Perhaps one of the most deadly spells ever created,Wave of Poutine summons the very embodiment of Cholesterol to defend the land. First used by the Can-Orcs of Ke-bekk, the spell was greatly influential in defeating the Umerek-An Hobgoblin tribe to the south when that aggressor state came calling.
Wave of Poutine summons a massive wave of potatoes cut into lengths some 8 feet long, covered by bubbling curd cheese and savory gravy. This morass of malicious caloric doom can be averted by a Reflex save, failing this, however offers dire consequences. Those stuck in the Poutine take 1D6/level of initial damage (half suffocation and half burning from the bubbling cheese and gravy),there is no save for this, thogh Resistances help as normal. In addition, a Fort save is required to avoid the 1D6 Con drain every round, as the Poutine adheres to the victim, literally bloating them bigger and bigger with all of the calories touching them. When Con is reduced to 0, the victim dies of cardiac arrest, as well as simultaneously exploding from the bloating (doing 4D6 damage to all within 10 feet).
<I don't expect for all to get the joke, but the can-orcs on here will>
