Hilarious Lyrics

[TracerBullet42]

So I was cruisin' home in my 2003 Ford Focus tonight when a bumpin' tune came on to the radio. The weather was nice, so I rolled down my windows and cranked it up.

About midway through the song, I burst out laughing when I heard the immortal words of that remarkable poet, Jay-Z, from his melodious song, "Big Pimpin'."

"Go read a book you illiterate son of a . Step up your vocab."

Are you kidding me? That's some hilarious poetry at work there...

What song lyrics had you in stitches?

 

[Marchen]

"I killed my dinner with karate..."

Joanna Newsom, "Book of Right-On". She says it and I smile every time.

 

[trancejeremy]

Well, I always get a big kick out of Freddie Mercury saying "Bring on the girls!" in the theme to Highlander ("Princes of the Universe")

 

[Captain Howdy]

I can always turn to John Lennon's 'Imagine' for a good chuckle.

 

[IamTheTest]

"I got no time to player hate, I'm the type to crash your party with "Teddy Ruxpin" and a Slayer tape."- Gym Class Heroes. Imagery abounds.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

"I got no time to player hate, I'm the type to crash your party with "Teddy Ruxpin" and a Slayer tape."- Gym Class Heroes. Imagery abounds.

Too bad the damn things wouldn't work with regular cassettes.... the only thing I wanted to do to one was overload it with some AC/DC....