Hive: Musings about Crothian

[Greylock]

Every few minutes, Piratecat could be seen in the background laughing.

He watched with glee while our kings and queens (whoo whoo) fought for ten decades (whoo whoo) for the gods they made (whoo whoo).

 

[Crothian]

Piratecat:"Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
I do! I do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
I do! I do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
I do! I do!
Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
I do! I do!"

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Piratecat:"Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
I do! I do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
I do! I do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
I do! I do!
Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
I do! I do!"

See! PCat even has influence in the world of the Simpsons!

 

[Greylock]

He stuck around at St. Petersburg
When he saw it was a-time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

 

[Crothian]

and here we plot agianst him in his very own backyard.....

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Truly, it is an ingenious place to plot. Wait, we're plotting now?

 

[Crothian]

your neck deep in plot.....

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

...we're sure this is plot and not...something else?

 

[Crothian]

no, not really....

 

[Greylock]

Whatever it is, it sure smells sweet.