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Hive: Musings about Crothian

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Crothian said:
and here we plot agianst him in his very own backyard.....

But wait! The implants control us. How do we plot against the Pkitty when we are secretly directed by the Hive Control Implants TM.

Oh, wait, I see. Angcuru explained it to me once:

Angcuru said:
It works like this:

Russ - ENWorld Dictator for Life (without so much the dictatorship)

Piratecat - Head of Russ' Secret Police (not so secret, and more like tolerant censors)

Darkness - Piratecat's #2 Man, needs to think of a way to control ENWorld's thinking population

Crothian - Darkness's pawn, who is encouraged to begin a pseudo-forum of silliness.

Hivemind - Silly pseudo-forum spawned by Crothian.

Implants - Mind control device Distributed/disguised as Hivemind membership implant.

So Darkness it plotting and using the hive as his means of control and revolution...

Only now, when it's to late, do I see...
 


Erg. In filling out Scholarship Applications, I find that I'm disqualified from 90% I would otherwise qualify for if I wasn't a Caucasion Male.

*gives Affirmative Action the finger*

and since this is the Hive:

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well, that's not nice. the best way is to get good grades and do well on the SAT and/or ACT. I qualified for a lot becasue I had a good ACT score. Another secret is to go into an area of study that is super rare at the school you are going to. For instance I had a friend who got a full ride because he was a good student, but more becasue he was the only person in that majot at the time. Which was amazing in a school of 16,000
 




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